posted on July 27, 2002 @ 10:57 pm
snl
this is michael's info for aim. very sadly, i laughed at every single one.
go go powerrangers
Q: What do dipoles say in passing?
A: Have you got a moment?
Q: What do chemists use to make guacomole?
A: Avogadros.
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide
To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.
Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street and one says to the other "Oh my God, I think I've just lost an electron!" The second atoms says "Are you sure?", to which the first replies "Yes, I'm positive".
A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him, and says "For you, no charge."
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