quoth owen
posted on Monday, Jan. 22, 2007 @ 14:00

"I couldn't help but to be taken aback by that Ralph Nader movie. I can only hope that, before I die, someone makes a movie all about how awesome I am, you know?

'Owen's interests include Chelsea's tits, futanari girls and IPv4 protocol encryption...'

Owen (sitting on a heavy oak chair in a smoky room): 'Looking back on my life, I think to the great philosophers and how they've influenced me. This includes my life's two guiding principles, "To do a common thing, uncommonly well, brings success" and "Always keep two saves."'

[the "common thing" quote is a quote from h.j. heinz that's printed on the ketchup bottles at denny's.]

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