on the day of the rapture
posted on Saturday, May. 21, 2011 @ 07:31

today i'm working a 13-hour shift for a baseball game.

sean: "i told frank i'd either be here or in hell."
me: "how will you know the difference?"
sean: "i'll still have to deal with christians here. that's my hell."

he also believes if the rapture doesn't happen, macho man randy savage, in one final act of bravery, sacrificed himself to save us. all i know is if i spend the last hours of earth working an OT shift, i'm going to be pissed.

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