if only i were homo neanderthalensis
posted on Monday, Nov. 12, 2007 @ 15:23

"hey boy," the blow

according to my primary physician, i don't have an ear infection. no one can ever see my ENT at the drop of a hat because she's a surgeon, too. she doesn't have time for the congested masses unless you come armed with a copy of your computed tomography showing gross formations in your sinus.

so according to my PP, apparently the goddamn pain is from the impending explosion. it's just gotten to the point where my drainage and boogers and cysts have overrun my puny homo sapien cranial capacity. bits of my skull will be sold at the merch table at my funeral. check it out. proceeds to benefit my kitty-poos.

<3, chels

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