posted on Monday, May. 28, 2007 @ 01:27
me: "if we ever have children, and you molest them, i will slit your throat. and i will not feel sorry."
owen: "do i strike you as the type of person to do something like that?"
me: "no, but i like to provide certain disclaimers."
p.s. your life depends on seeing the acl airing this weekend with the flaming lips. i've decided if i have a daughter, i'm naming her yoshimi, and we can rock out to the flaming lips together. she'll listen to that song and think, i'm totally gonna kick those robots' asses! at least if she's a daughter of mine she will.
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