posted on Tuesday, Dec. 12, 2006 @ 22:59
"fresh prince of bel-air"
"inuyasha"
tonight was sarah's band concert. party in tha house! (quoth uncle phil)
wait, let's see that face up close.
yeah, that's awesome. haha.
this is when she had to stand up for making all region. i screamed when her band director called out her name. can you tell by this look she wasn't impressed by my display of affection? ;)
watch it! it's only 2:40 long. she goes to the good middle school, so it actually sounds good.
this is harvey durham, my high school band director. he's such a hard ass but a most excellent band director. now that i'm not a misfit anymore, i really appreciate him. i wish i hadn't been such a dickhead in high school.
this is the 6th grade hall in our middle school. it still smells the same way it did 12 years ago. how does that stuff happen?
this looks like it's from the late 19th century.
one of these was mine. i swear that one locker has been broken for the past decade.
shouldn't that be plural? our mascot always amazed me considering we're nestled in the bible belt.
in 7th grade a guy took a note from me that a friend of mine had written. when he wouldn't give it back, i shoved him into the brick to the right of those doors, and his head hit them pretty hard. he threw his hands up, dropping the note, and said, "take it!" ah, memories. ^_^
hot girl-on-girl action!
could i get any paler?
afterward we went to papacitas and then drove by the courthouse so nana and papaw could look at the lights. half of them were out, though. ghetto.
very gotham city.
mom: "i look like santa claus without the beard!" i'm so jealous of my mom's ass. ;(
these waterfalls are insanely loud. see the 5-second video below for an illustration.
l'eau.
these soldiers' diagonals are horrible. whoever positioned these obviously never marched.
creepy and dead, a good representation of longview.
is blinding your pet with flash considered animal cruelty?
you gon' get raped!
i'll close with a segment i'm titling, "longview in motion." this is what it looks like to me as i speed the hell through this shit hole.
the whataburger by the house that always has bible quotes on the marquee.
good shepherd hospital (you can see their heart logo on the left).
some place on highway 80 that sells hot dogs.
globe motel.
pizza king (you can see the first and last letters of each word).
[insert stupid joke about fast food]
me: "can you get my whore pills out of my car since you're still dressed?"
mom: "i'm not owen, you know."
me: "but i'm already undressed. :opens robe:"
mom: ":rolls her eyes: i guess."
me: "they're in the front floorboard on the passenger side."
mom, laughing: "is that where you usually keep them?"
me: "well you know, for when i need them in a pinch."