posted on May 07, 2004 @ 10:01 pm
"we drink on the job," earlimart
"e motel," the clean
tonight mom called, and since i knew it was her i answered, "speak!"
"what? geek? ho!"
"oh my god, did you call me a ho?!"
"you called me a geek!"
"i did not!"
":laughs: oh, oops."
i mentioned gathering laundry before i came home, saying, "i'm down to bras that don't fit. i'm squished into a 38D right now."
":laughs: if that pops, someone's getting hurt!"
before i hung up doug took the phone and yelled, "what are you doing, ho!"
"wassup slllut!"
in the background i could hear children screaming and playing. "i take it sarah's friends showed up?"
"yeah, there's just three, but it sounds like thirty, doesn't it?"
zoo at 9:30 tomorrow! w00+!