my new five-foot pal
posted on April 21, 2004 @ 6:24 pm

look whom i just found in my garage.

some guy scared the bejesus out of me while i was reading to let me know it was over there. as i stood watching it slither across the concrete (snakes simply hypnotize me), i said nothing to the people i saw coming my way. as a guy rounded the corner and followed my gaze to the ground, he gasped, "oh, shit!" just the response i wanted, and i burst into laughter. i watched in horror as the snake made its way around the edge of the garage and toward bustling mlk. he was only following the garage wall, however, and turned again at a corner to make his way through the grass and small trees along our edge. i sure hope he's okay.

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