mom quotes
posted on November 28, 2003 @ 3:48 pm

"this family concentrates on your boobs too much."

"we barely have enough energy to swing with each other." [upon my mentioning of texas swingers]

"he's gay, and he just doesn't know it." [on my dad]

"now nana thinks you're quitting your job, marrying owen, and having a baby." [last night i mentioned how much money i'll get when i quit my job one day and listing attributes owen-chelsea offspring would have, having already said i was having babies with hugh jackman and johnny depp.]

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