posted on March 14, 2003 @ 4:47 am
"jenny says," cowboy mouth
"sadie may," mustard plug
dude! an interesting day somewhat. i went back to sleep until 11:30 a.m. (i tried to read candy; reading is a big no-no when i'm not fully awake). i got up, did nothing, took a shower, shaved (ugh), went to work. work was very slow, but i did manage to get out of there about two hours early. i went to frank's. he said he had a present for me, but it was just folding his laundry. i found a piece of a sock, though, so now i have a new piece of jewelry. i was attacked by shirts and a pillow throughout the night and punched in the leg a lot. i don't appreciate such abuse!
we went to ihop, and he fed me cause he's rich and i'm not. and i guess cause he's nice. when we got back we watched the blues brothers. i'd never seen that, but it was really funny in a goofy way. oh jeebus, "can i see that? this is car�what number are we?"
"five five."
"this is car #55, and we are in a truck." hahaha. i <3 john candy. god(dess) rest his soul.
watching of shitty tv ensued, he fell asleep, and i was left watching maury povich. "100% different and madly in love." one chick was 5'11", 325 pounds. her husband was 5'3" (represent!), 115 pounds. then there was this business dude with a porn chick with boobs that were a 42 EE. iieee. mine suck enough as they are; i can't imagine having ones that big. she started off as a 36 C. i'd give a limb (well, and my current boobs) to have a 36 C. bah to her. but she's in porn, so it's okay. there was a 31 year old guy with a 60 year old woman, who "keeps it alive in the bedroom." :grimace:
i dozed off a couple times and neglected to call layla again. i was supposed to last night, but i fell asleep. i would have tonight, but the lame-o i am, i just didn't pay attention to the time. carol's in town, and i would really like to meet her. to be layla's best friend, one must be thoroughly fucked up, and that sounds exciting.
i got my clothes today, the two skirts and pink cords i ordered. da-amn they are very cool and actually fit. well, the long skirt (which is the coolest in existence) is literally like six inches too long (:sigh:), and the cords, which fit perfectly in the waist, have legs almost the size of the waist. oi, what the hell. :growls: but they're pink and comfy, so i'll wear them anyway. the pinstrip skirt is, as anticipated, a little short, but if i pull it down my hips it gets to about three or four inches above the ankle. what with the heat lately, i may be forced to expose some skin.
warning: in the event you come within 10 yards of the unpolluted skin of chelsea, wear sunglasses.
a couple weeks ago i was walking to the garage with cat. the sun was bright, and as i squinted down at the white driveway i was crossing, i muttered, "god, i could lie down and become invisible." i was just wearing a tank top underneath my hoodie, and my chest honestly seemed to blend in. :sigh: at least i won't have skin cancer. ha!
hrm. well, i've been exhausted all night, so i'm taking my ass (and the rest of me) to bed. :yawns: fuck all i'm tired.
"i thought about what you said and if it would amount to anything and what you meant when you told me that this way would be better."
<3, pyx.
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