and god said let there be pubic hair. and god was pleased because all hu-mans would be miserable
posted on March 13, 2003 @ 5:06 pm

"jude law and a semester abroad," brand new
"swing swing," aar
"chick magnet," mxpx

today was that terrible day again.

shaving day.

i wish i could have lived during the 60s and been a hairy hippie, or even be a hairy hippie now. but no, i detest hair such that said hatred is compounded hourly with exponential growth during a 12 hour period. additionally, said growth has no defined upper limit. (to borrow a bit from owen.) i feel so badly for my bath tub; i shed my carpet onto her (i refuse to believe it's a boy). i washed her up for the most part, though, before coming to work. she needs a scrub. my whole bathroom does.

i must admit i feel ridiculously clean now, however.

hair. ugh. ugh x a million. no, ugh x infinity.

i'm really tired for some reason, like the tired where i have to pause to think of what i'm going to type, and i can't talk to anyone because i don't even have pre-formed thoughts in my head. ack.

i think when i get off work i'm going to see if walmart has hedwig and the angry inch because john cameron mitchell is a hot mother in that movie, and the soundtrack's awesome. "wig in a box" is the greatest song. i love that when i saw that movie half the theatre actually sang along. i doubt walmart will have something like that. i dunno, maybe. i'm sure best buy would be cheaper, but i want it now. :stomps her foot:

"put on some make-up, turn on the eight track. i'm pulling the wig down from the shelf."
<3, chels.

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