posted on January 01, 2003 @ 3:20 am
you know, i just realized it's 2003, and it's kind of weird. i'm not really sure why, but it is.
layla, eileen, jennifer and i all got really drunk tonight. we were out on the balcony, and the three of them were yelling at people below, layla and jennifer flashing them. i got to grope layla's naked boobs a few times, and jennifer groped me plenty. they're asleep in jennifer's bed right now, and i myself am about to strip and go to sleep.
you know, i've never gotten a new year's kiss really. three years ago my mom gave me one, last year jonathan kissed my forehead (we weren't going out then), but i've never gotten a real one, you know? sadness. it sucks that opportunity only comes once a year.
we all made resolutions whilst drunk, so i'm going to post mine now:
1. pass my classes
2. don't get fired
3. don't let layla live with shively
4. don't be a whore
5. get a tattoo
6. brush teeth three times a day
7. don't have a baby
8. don't be poor
9. lose weigtht
10. don't be lazy
11. go to class
12. have sex with orlando bloom before jennifer
13. have sex with layla
14. kill mario and mindy
15. buy whitening toothpaste
16. pay credit card, mostly at least
17. try new restaurants
18. get to know austin
19. hate vegetarians/vegans, except shab mostly
20. be less shy
21. love my family
so those are my drunken pledges. i'll insert highlights from the others':
jennifer: 2. have sex with john or orlando bloom
3. lose virginity to orlando bloom
5. break up mario and mindy alliance
layla: 6. don't be an alcoholic
7. love math
8. have good sex
18. stop watching friends after you finish
21. have sex with nathaniel
26. smoke pot [i added: no more than] once a week
28. yell when impatient/don't whine. YELL!
eileen: 1. floss my teeth!
5. get terry
7. get money get money
8. layla gets fried
14. kick mario's bitch faggot motherfuckin' ass!
18. have sex with terry. (joke) :) [then she wrote, "no sex," which i crossed out and put, "lots of sex!"]
if i love pussy, don't be a pussy!
23. don't mix alcohol, liquor and chips
24. buy blue star ointment
25. get orlando bloom for jennifer and chelsea!
26 [added by me]. make out with chelsea.
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