posted on 2002-04-04 @ 9:17 p.m.
oh my gosh, i totally forgot about getting hit by the car last night. i was walking to toy joy, crossing a small street off of guadalupe (a large one). there was a car waiting to turn onto guadalupe, but traffic was coming so i started crossing. he pulled out onto the road, but alas did not see me. ass. so i fell onto his car, hitting it as hard as i could with my hand. i had to swerve around his headlight (it was one that flipped up), so that made my elbow contort all funny and hurt. stupid dumbhead. raarrr!
as usual there were lots of asses at work tonight, but there was also this one black dude who called me "baby." ^_^ :giggles: anyway, i'm going to go lie in bed and read the cheese monkeys til jonathan calls. wee!
"every time a child says, 'i don't believe in faeries,' there is a little faerie somewhere that falls down dead."
<3, chels.
"did you know that jesus loves you?"
"of course, dear, and we're just dying to get married, but mummy is dead set against it. he's n.o.k.d., and if we elope she'll cut us off."
our little mary magdalene didn't seem to understand. she turned to me, on to her next mission, and said, now a tad unsure of herself, "god loves you too."
"obviously, i'm white, i have a penis, and fabulous taste."
himillsy's surprise had just the right note of archness. "darling! a penis? really! why didn't you tell me? whose is it?"
"not sure. i haven't opened it yet."
"oh come, let's do! you must really rate! all i got was a slash that smells like carp and leaks blood every month!"
we skipped away, arm in arm. hims looked back to the group, right before we made the corner, and shouted, "praise him!"
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