Monday, Apr. 09, 2012 - to my papaw on the day of his burial
Thursday, Jun. 09, 2011 - librarian dreaming
Sunday, May. 29, 2011 - leaving the comfort zone
Wednesday, May. 25, 2011 - -
Monday, May. 23, 2011 - at this moment
Saturday, May. 21, 2011 - on the day of the rapture
Friday, May. 20, 2011 - overheard
Thursday, May. 19, 2011 - i don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me
Saturday, May. 07, 2011 - daily drugs
Tuesday, May. 03, 2011 - on limbaugh
Monday, May. 02, 2011 - blardlkfjlsdfjalfgh
Monday, May. 02, 2011 - it would explain so...little, actually
Tuesday, Apr. 26, 2011 - new and unimproved
Thursday, Apr. 21, 2011 - -
Thursday, Apr. 21, 2011 - it's never as bad as i think
Thursday, Apr. 21, 2011 - yep. totally gonna happen.
Wednesday, Apr. 20, 2011 - applicable alternate definition: broken down by hard use
Tuesday, Apr. 19, 2011 - BLARF! (that's the sound of me attacking you)
Sunday, Apr. 17, 2011 - and while i'm at it...
Sunday, Apr. 17, 2011 - an ultimatum for my father
Friday, Apr. 08, 2011 - why oh why
Tuesday, Apr. 05, 2011 - work snippets
Wednesday, Mar. 30, 2011 - grilled cheese at 2600 feet
Monday, Mar. 28, 2011 - best. vacation. EVER!
Sunday, Mar. 27, 2011 - every day is like sunday
Saturday, Mar. 26, 2011 - as time goes by
Thursday, Mar. 24, 2011 - it's always something with the old folks
Wednesday, Mar. 23, 2011 - ^_^
Wednesday, Mar. 23, 2011 - the final countdown
Wednesday, Mar. 23, 2011 - just sayin'
Tuesday, Mar. 22, 2011 - silly hu-mans and adventuring hamham
Monday, Mar. 21, 2011 - 5mg
Sunday, Mar. 20, 2011 - another day another dose
Thursday, Mar. 17, 2011 - ramblings pt. 2
Thursday, Mar. 17, 2011 - midnight ramblings
Thursday, Mar. 17, 2011 - abilify
Thursday, Feb. 24, 2011 - current state of things
Monday, Jun. 01, 2009 - paraphrased
Thursday, Jan. 15, 2009 - i just don't get it
Friday, Jan. 09, 2009 - -
Thursday, Nov. 13, 2008 - 226/365
Monday, Oct. 27, 2008 - romantic quote of the day
Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2008 - oh well
Tuesday, Jun. 03, 2008 - riddle of the female
Saturday, May. 10, 2008 - lucky me
Friday, Apr. 25, 2008 - magic fingers
Wednesday, Apr. 23, 2008 - .
Monday, Mar. 31, 2008 - autob�s y m�s
Tuesday, Mar. 11, 2008 - i told you, bitches is crazy
Saturday, Feb. 16, 2008 - banner ad du jour & presents
Friday, Feb. 15, 2008 - love is in the air
Monday, Feb. 11, 2008 - high-tech vagu
Friday, Feb. 08, 2008 - \"a secret adventure is in store for you.\"
Thursday, Feb. 07, 2008 - i reject your reality and substitute my own
Sunday, Feb. 03, 2008 - today i slept more than i was awake
Friday, Jan. 25, 2008 - january's banner ad winner
Wednesday, Jan. 23, 2008 - like being a pervert is bad?
Tuesday, Jan. 15, 2008 - the emotion i feel when reading national geographic
Sunday, Jan. 13, 2008 - in the arms of totoro
Saturday, Jan. 12, 2008 - can't seem to sleep these days
Monday, Jan. 07, 2008 - no news is boring news
Wednesday, Jan. 02, 2008 - gang banged by happiness
Monday, Dec. 10, 2007 - you can quote me on this
Wednesday, Nov. 28, 2007 - barbequed bologna
Monday, Nov. 26, 2007 - doorbusting
Thursday, Nov. 15, 2007 - i've discovered my animal kindred spirit
Wednesday, Nov. 14, 2007 - quoth owen
Monday, Nov. 12, 2007 - if only i were homo neanderthalensis
Sunday, Nov. 11, 2007 - time to take me out to pasture
Wednesday, Nov. 07, 2007 - iiiiii love...livin' in the city!
Friday, Nov. 02, 2007 - or would they?
Tuesday, Oct. 23, 2007 - I HATE AMERICA
Monday, Oct. 15, 2007 - howston [sic]
Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2007 - have you seen me?
Wednesday, Oct. 03, 2007 - disturbances on fathom circle
Monday, Sept. 24, 2007 - through the eyes of a sign maker
Monday, Sept. 24, 2007 - the grass is always greener
Thursday, Sept. 20, 2007 - today's my birthday
Friday, Sept. 14, 2007 - murder, animal cruelty, and attempted rape -or- your standard day on /b/
Thursday, Aug. 23, 2007 - why i love russians
Sunday, Aug. 19, 2007 - the short of it
Saturday, Aug. 18, 2007 - look what the cat drug in
Thursday, Aug. 16, 2007 - troma thursday II!
Thursday, Aug. 16, 2007 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Saturday, Aug. 11, 2007 - my first angry letter to the new apartments
Friday, Aug. 10, 2007 - slap the belly
Monday, Aug. 06, 2007 - hot day in the city
Thursday, Aug. 02, 2007 - troma thursday
Tuesday, Jul. 31, 2007 - if you want us to *pay* for stuff, make it good
Monday, Jul. 30, 2007 - quoth owen
Sunday, Jul. 29, 2007 - koreans and vacuums and illness, oh my!
Friday, Jul. 27, 2007 - PSA for austin drivers
Tuesday, Jul. 24, 2007 - w00+ worker's comp!
Monday, Jul. 23, 2007 - honesty kills me
Saturday, Jul. 21, 2007 - ...and then i awoke
Tuesday, Jul. 17, 2007 - i recently bought 25 feet of nylon rope
Sunday, Jul. 08, 2007 - johns
Wednesday, Jul. 04, 2007 - i'm brainwashed
Monday, Jul. 02, 2007 - i heard what you said there
Thursday, Jun. 28, 2007 - conversations that should have never taken place and more!
Thursday, Jun. 28, 2007 - knives and needles
Wednesday, Jun. 27, 2007 - baby's first PO
Tuesday, Jun. 26, 2007 - early morning company
Sunday, Jun. 24, 2007 - now it's legal
Thursday, Jun. 21, 2007 - our lives in a nutshell
Wednesday, Jun. 20, 2007 - a few reasons to keep me from antiquing
Wednesday, Jun. 13, 2007 - this is just below the stranger kissing me
Tuesday, Jun. 12, 2007 - status update: 21:42
Monday, Jun. 11, 2007 - quoth frank
Friday, Jun. 08, 2007 - letters from chelsea
Friday, Jun. 08, 2007 - quoth mother
Tuesday, Jun. 05, 2007 - you gotta love that guy
Monday, Jun. 04, 2007 - do you realize?
Sunday, Jun. 03, 2007 - a look at the inner monologue of chelsea
Saturday, Jun. 02, 2007 - my hateful louisiana ancestors would be proud
Wednesday, May. 30, 2007 - quoth owen +
Monday, May. 28, 2007 - you may need an attorney to be in a lasting relationship with me
Tuesday, May. 01, 2007 - don't tell me these things at worrrrk
Tuesday, May. 01, 2007 - i'm in heat
Sunday, Apr. 29, 2007 - wherein a bird's head is consumed down to the skull
Friday, Apr. 27, 2007 - third-party opinion of yours truly
Thursday, Apr. 26, 2007 - third-party opinion of the man i love
Tuesday, Apr. 24, 2007 - i'm starting a church...
Sunday, Apr. 22, 2007 - washer & dryer arrive tomorrow
Wednesday, Apr. 18, 2007 - reason #125 i love owen
Monday, Apr. 16, 2007 - anthropomorphization
Monday, Apr. 16, 2007 - coughing up a liver
Friday, Apr. 06, 2007 - current state of affairs
Tuesday, Apr. 03, 2007 - quoth myself
Monday, Apr. 02, 2007 - mmm tell me more, murakami-san
Monday, Apr. 02, 2007 - i love the guys at 7-11s
Monday, Apr. 02, 2007 - two eleven, m'dear
Sunday, Apr. 01, 2007 - quoth us
Sunday, Mar. 25, 2007 - the circle, boxes, kitties, and wrist braces of life
Sunday, Mar. 25, 2007 - painting sucks
Thursday, Mar. 22, 2007 - quoth christopher
Tuesday, Mar. 20, 2007 - movin' on up (for real this time)
Friday, Mar. 16, 2007 - it's raining men...who have vaginas
Friday, Mar. 02, 2007 - another thrilling trip to viewtown
Monday, Feb. 26, 2007 - oh
Monday, Feb. 19, 2007 - pictures in the morning, pictures in the evening, pictures at suppertime
Tuesday, Feb. 13, 2007 - corporeal delights to ease any pain
Monday, Feb. 12, 2007 - my heart's a bitter buffalo
Friday, Feb. 09, 2007 - yeah, well, louisiana HATES YOU TOO!
Thursday, Feb. 08, 2007 - [insert literary manifestation of depression here]
Wednesday, Feb. 07, 2007 - party like it's 1983
Monday, Feb. 05, 2007 - he thinks he's sooo funny
Thursday, Feb. 01, 2007 - toby the genius
Wednesday, Jan. 31, 2007 - hats off to halford
Tuesday, Jan. 30, 2007 - in the land of multiple entries
Tuesday, Jan. 30, 2007 - oh, harry
Monday, Jan. 29, 2007 - quote of the month
Saturday, Jan. 27, 2007 - an injury for the ages
Monday, Jan. 22, 2007 - quoth owen
Monday, Jan. 22, 2007 - oh girl i think i love ya, i'm always thinkin' of ya
Friday, Jan. 19, 2007 - quoth bruce hornsby
Friday, Jan. 19, 2007 - tgif
Wednesday, Jan. 17, 2007 - dios mio!
Wednesday, Jan. 17, 2007 - the great blizzard of 07 part II!
Tuesday, Jan. 16, 2007 - the great blizzard of 07!
Tuesday, Jan. 16, 2007 - god bless this wintry mix
Monday, Jan. 15, 2007 - close to you
Thursday, Jan. 11, 2007 - fistful of tears
Thursday, Jan. 11, 2007 - a heart full of snakes and a belly full of rage
Wednesday, Jan. 10, 2007 - husband #894: ron livingston
Sunday, Jan. 07, 2007 - if you can identify that ending quote
Saturday, Jan. 06, 2007 - tonight my date is john corbett
Monday, Jan. 01, 2007 - quote of 2007
Monday, Jan. 01, 2007 - like zomg wut were u doin on new years?
Sunday, Dec. 31, 2006 - the flu blues
Wednesday, Dec. 27, 2006 - FUCK YES
Tuesday, Dec. 26, 2006 - jack frost, etc.
Monday, Dec. 25, 2006 - SNOW
Sunday, Dec. 24, 2006 - t-minus 59 minutes
Saturday, Dec. 23, 2006 - picture book
Thursday, Dec. 21, 2006 - please hire me, prc
Thursday, Dec. 21, 2006 - mary chris mass to me
Thursday, Dec. 21, 2006 - revelation 2:20-23
Wednesday, Dec. 20, 2006 - at least it'll be kinda cold
Monday, Dec. 18, 2006 - quoth paula dean
Monday, Dec. 18, 2006 - amirite or amirite?
Sunday, Dec. 17, 2006 - from hot natives to hot medical staff
Wednesday, Dec. 13, 2006 - more clothes!
Tuesday, Dec. 12, 2006 - i have freshly-painted nails <3
Tuesday, Dec. 12, 2006 - festivus, a celebration for the rest of us
Monday, Dec. 11, 2006 - meow
Saturday, Dec. 09, 2006 - in the eyes of a crook
Friday, Dec. 08, 2006 - xmas shenanigans
Thursday, Dec. 07, 2006 - i think you should read all of these III
Thursday, Dec. 07, 2006 - i think you should read all of these II
Thursday, Dec. 07, 2006 - i think you should read all of these
Wednesday, Dec. 06, 2006 - what's that word that's the opposite of scary? tacos?
Tuesday, Dec. 05, 2006 - my sister's prettier than your sister
Sunday, Dec. 03, 2006 - shopping wonderland
Friday, Dec. 01, 2006 - quoth chris
Thursday, Nov. 30, 2006 - quoth me
Wednesday, Nov. 29, 2006 - randomocity
Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2006 - quoth owen
Monday, Nov. 27, 2006 - wii will rock you
Monday, Nov. 27, 2006 - my daddy's better than your daddy
Sunday, Nov. 26, 2006 - j'adore les pommes de terre!
Friday, Nov. 24, 2006 - hoo-ray for turk-ay
Monday, Nov. 20, 2006 - go cry, emo kid
Sunday, Nov. 19, 2006 - ikea, swedish for panic attack
Monday, Nov. 13, 2006 - edna st. vincent millay
Sunday, Nov. 12, 2006 - quoth owen, to upstairs neighbor
Sunday, Nov. 12, 2006 - chilling update
Sunday, Nov. 12, 2006 - pop goes my tire
Saturday, Nov. 11, 2006 - quoth sylvia plath
Friday, Nov. 10, 2006 - i must admit i have great lips
Thursday, Nov. 09, 2006 - k the governer -or- let me hit that shit
Wednesday, Nov. 08, 2006 - chinc
Sunday, Nov. 05, 2006 - i <3 lindsey
Sunday, Nov. 05, 2006 - you talkin' ta me?
Sunday, Nov. 05, 2006 - eagerly awaiting a second box
Thursday, Nov. 02, 2006 - objection! hold it! take that!
Thursday, Nov. 02, 2006 - free mustache rides
Friday, Oct. 27, 2006 - insomnia
Tuesday, Oct. 24, 2006 - quoth kyle
Sunday, Oct. 22, 2006 - thank god i'm not allergic to starbucks
Friday, Oct. 20, 2006 - quote of the day
Thursday, Oct. 12, 2006 - anti-semitism
Wednesday, Oct. 11, 2006 - do not try this at home
Monday, Oct. 09, 2006 - quoth me
Saturday, Oct. 07, 2006 - archie mcpheeeeee!
Saturday, Oct. 07, 2006 - give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
Sunday, Oct. 01, 2006 - gael garc�a bernal
Thursday, Sept. 28, 2006 - sugar in my gas tank
Wednesday, Sept. 27, 2006 - get a look at those peepers
Wednesday, Sept. 27, 2006 - and i followed the instructions so well...
Monday, Sept. 25, 2006 - quoth nana and papaw
Sunday, Sept. 24, 2006 - bienvenue en louisiane
Saturday, Sept. 23, 2006 - reborn, enhanced, and vengeful
Friday, Sept. 22, 2006 - kitchenaid's debut
Thursday, Sept. 21, 2006 - happy birthday to me
Thursday, Sept. 07, 2006 - quoth owen
Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2006 - it takes 10 to tango
Thursday, Aug. 24, 2006 - i swallowed my tongue ring
Thursday, Aug. 24, 2006 - 7-11 metalheads, stoners, and hookers
Wednesday, Aug. 23, 2006 - makes the crunchy granola girls all moist
Tuesday, Aug. 22, 2006 - reunion tour
Tuesday, Aug. 15, 2006 - save me from the wasted, save me from myself
Tuesday, Aug. 08, 2006 - burn, berlin, burn
Monday, Aug. 07, 2006 - come and get it, you undead sack of shit
Monday, Jul. 24, 2006 - porch monkey 4 life
Tuesday, Jul. 18, 2006 - ah, refreshing!
Monday, Jul. 03, 2006 - screw nature
Thursday, Jun. 29, 2006 - 2 more days before vacation
Wednesday, Jun. 28, 2006 - i've never heard daniel laugh so hard
Tuesday, Jun. 27, 2006 - and i think i'm winning
Sunday, Jun. 25, 2006 - i <3 cancers!
Wednesday, Jun. 21, 2006 - good thing i've lost my appetite
Sunday, Jun. 11, 2006 - sunday SUNDAY sunday...
Saturday, Jun. 10, 2006 - eharmony
Tuesday, Jun. 06, 2006 - an omen
Monday, Jun. 05, 2006 - where you at?
Saturday, Jun. 03, 2006 - hangin' with mr. sowell
Tuesday, May. 30, 2006 - entry #2: let's talk blood
Tuesday, May. 30, 2006 - making friends wherever she goes
Monday, May. 29, 2006 - to quote pink, i'm my own worst enemy
Monday, May. 29, 2006 - happy holiday -or- FUCK WORK
Sunday, May. 28, 2006 - return to the living: final installment
Sunday, May. 28, 2006 - return to the living part 3: something more recent!
Sunday, May. 28, 2006 - return to the living part deux: departure from the living
Sunday, May. 28, 2006 - return to the living part 1
Friday, May. 26, 2006 - what a comeback!
Saturday, Mar. 04, 2006 - $ 82 . 82
Tuesday, Feb. 21, 2006 - fog♥
Saturday, Feb. 18, 2006 - quoth owen
Saturday, Feb. 18, 2006 - 2/22/62 was a magical day
Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2006 - happy vapid corporate holiday
Thursday, Feb. 02, 2006 - complete with illustration of my victim
Tuesday, Jan. 31, 2006 - the sad price of insomnia
Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 - quoth owen
Monday, Jan. 23, 2006 - double the pleasure, double the fun
Saturday, Jan. 21, 2006 - once you pop you can't stop
Thursday, Jan. 19, 2006 - quoth john p.
Tuesday, Jan. 17, 2006 - mothers, hide your children
Tuesday, Jan. 17, 2006 - quote of the day, MLK edition
Sunday, Jan. 15, 2006 - every party should be a drag party
Saturday, Jan. 14, 2006 - quoth owen (singing)
Thursday, Jan. 12, 2006 - useless photos
Tuesday, Jan. 10, 2006 - and this feeling shivers down your spine
Monday, Jan. 09, 2006 - john's awesome feats of customer service!
Friday, Jan. 06, 2006 - some pictures until i feel like forming sentences
Wednesday, Jan. 04, 2006 - that's what you get for having a condom for a mascot
Sunday, Dec. 25, 2005 - merry xmas!
Friday, Dec. 23, 2005 - two turtle doves...
Friday, Dec. 23, 2005 - longview, a city of fascination
Thursday, Dec. 22, 2005 - 8 million pixels in your face!
Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 - i don't have a subject, but FYI i'm about to use my inhaler
Monday, Dec. 19, 2005 - exciting weekend!
Saturday, Dec. 17, 2005 - ah, my loving family
Saturday, Dec. 17, 2005 - and i have a purring kitty in my lap!
Wednesday, Dec. 14, 2005 - note the pictures to compensate for lack of content
Monday, Nov. 14, 2005 - it made me laugh at least
Thursday, Nov. 10, 2005 - not a girl, not yet a woman
Saturday, Oct. 29, 2005 - this is what you can get me for christmas
Monday, Oct. 17, 2005 - guess what!
Sunday, Oct. 02, 2005 - when i have photoshop, i'll add more
Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2005 - banner ads et cetera
Friday, Sept. 02, 2005 - more money, more problems
Thursday, Sept. 01, 2005 - slave to the wage
Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2005 - papaw's wisdom
Monday, Aug. 29, 2005 - \"happiest place on earth\" (quoth my t-shirt)
Wednesday, Aug. 24, 2005 - i'm a tv junkie
Monday, Aug. 22, 2005 - ^_^
Saturday, Aug. 13, 2005 - friday funday
Thursday, Aug. 11, 2005 - dear owner of mcdonald's on mlk...
Tuesday, Aug. 09, 2005 - the allman brothers said it best
Sunday, Aug. 07, 2005 - burnin' down the house
Wednesday, Aug. 03, 2005 - sad but true. just like metallica said
Monday, Aug. 01, 2005 - Ctrl C + Ctrl V
Friday, Jul. 29, 2005 - we're not too nice to notice when white wine stinks and we're misquoted
Thursday, Jul. 28, 2005 - my sister, hottest 6th grader ever
Thursday, Jul. 28, 2005 - yucky slimy really horrible panties
Thursday, Jul. 28, 2005 - the non-hanging gardens of austin
Monday, Jul. 25, 2005 - hold on to your bandwidth
Friday, Jul. 22, 2005 - a dream i just had
Friday, Jul. 15, 2005 - always in the way of danger
Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005 - a little dab'll do ya
Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005 - a more pleasant gas station visit
Monday, Jul. 11, 2005 - nightmare on penny lane
Sunday, Jul. 10, 2005 - viya con dios
Saturday, Jul. 09, 2005 - 8 shots of vodka + new memory card = 129 pictures!
Saturday, Jul. 09, 2005 - quoth cole
Friday, Jul. 08, 2005 - quoth owen
Wednesday, Jul. 06, 2005 - my first wreck
Wednesday, Jul. 06, 2005 - \"you can shoot a booby, but you can't kiss a booby.\"
Tuesday, Jul. 05, 2005 - quoth owen (who suffers from Emo Ennui (c))
Monday, Jul. 04, 2005 - try firing bottle rockets from your mouth tonight
Friday, Jul. 01, 2005 - i caved!
Thursday, Jun. 30, 2005 - hooray!
Wednesday, Jun. 29, 2005 - today valerie is 21
Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005 - i think there's a pill for that
Monday, Jun. 27, 2005 - i forgot the title
Thursday, Jun. 23, 2005 - a year in review in a year-end review
Monday, Jun. 20, 2005 - movin' on up
Monday, Jun. 20, 2005 - \"don't call me ash\"
Thursday, Jun. 16, 2005 - contemplations, ruminations, and other -ations
Tuesday, Jun. 14, 2005 - happy early dad's day
Sunday, Jun. 12, 2005 - you knothead
Thursday, Jun. 09, 2005 - rest for the wicked
Wednesday, Jun. 08, 2005 - on my recent coffee addiction
Tuesday, Jun. 07, 2005 - quoth owen
Monday, Jun. 06, 2005 - hey, who's the fat kid?
Friday, Jun. 03, 2005 - big man with a gun
Thursday, Jun. 02, 2005 - just a copy/paste from gmail
Thursday, Jun. 02, 2005 - i'm waiting for my warranty to expire
Tuesday, May. 31, 2005 - \"it's fucking hot in here.\"
Wednesday, May. 25, 2005 - holy fucking goddamned mother of christ
Monday, May. 23, 2005 - t-minus 57 hours, 36 minutes
Friday, May. 20, 2005 - today i'm going to start with the story of how i got this human eyeball...
Thursday, May. 19, 2005 - quoth john
Wednesday, May. 18, 2005 - quoth john
Thursday, May. 12, 2005 - masochists would enjoy being sprayed with hot wax
Wednesday, May. 11, 2005 - quoth john
Tuesday, May. 10, 2005 - quoth noam
Tuesday, May. 10, 2005 - happy birthday to sarah yesterday!
Thursday, May. 05, 2005 - quoth john
Saturday, Apr. 30, 2005 - evie's first donut
Tuesday, Apr. 26, 2005 - god bless the french
Monday, Apr. 25, 2005 - \"there's a big difference between 'what do you want to eat?' and 'my arm kinda hurts from jacking you off, dot dot dot.'\"
Sunday, Apr. 24, 2005 - let's just say i googled \"snot fetish\"
Thursday, Apr. 21, 2005 - we're even the same height
Monday, Apr. 18, 2005 - quoth john
Thursday, Apr. 14, 2005 - \"why did you do that?!\"
Thursday, Apr. 14, 2005 - quoth john
Tuesday, Apr. 12, 2005 - that's really all there is to say
Sunday, Apr. 10, 2005 - why am i still awake?
Saturday, Apr. 09, 2005 - aquanetta get over here!
Wednesday, Apr. 06, 2005 - quoth john
Friday, Apr. 01, 2005 - eat that manuel aguerro!
Monday, Mar. 28, 2005 - razzmatazz back from the dead, just like jesus
Monday, Mar. 28, 2005 - 76% histrionic
Saturday, Mar. 26, 2005 - in memorial
Friday, Mar. 25, 2005 - the strays i love
Friday, Mar. 25, 2005 - calcutta and memories
Monday, Mar. 21, 2005 - six flags! oh, nevermind...
Monday, Mar. 21, 2005 - quoth john
Friday, Mar. 18, 2005 - strangers, a recluse, a crazy bitch and more!
Thursday, Mar. 17, 2005 - ocd? what's that?
Thursday, Mar. 17, 2005 - check check it
March 11, 2005 - speculum? check
March 09, 2005 - did i mention i'm delirious?
March 09, 2005 - no babies on the ceiling yet
March 04, 2005 - the just are in the hands of god
March 03, 2005 - part deux
March 03, 2005 - part un
March 02, 2005 - and i cried some
March 01, 2005 - $30 tickets!
February 28, 2005 - caution: lots o' hotness
February 25, 2005 - [insert clever title here]
February 25, 2005 - fly the white flag of war
February 22, 2005 - a bio for our cashier manual
February 18, 2005 - nothing like drinking your problems away
February 15, 2005 - What's that mean in Egypto?
February 14, 2005 - happy valentine's day
February 08, 2005 - non descript
February 02, 2005 - like sand through the hourglass
January 31, 2005 - the zelda song won't leave my head
January 26, 2005 - what have i become?
January 26, 2005 - ami, c'est la vie
January 25, 2005 - presents from uncle sam
January 24, 2005 - i'm a toys r us kid
January 20, 2005 - it's changing me, i am becoming
January 14, 2005 - ho hum, but in a good way
December 31, 2004 - happy almost new year
December 26, 2004 - xmas '04 y'all
December 13, 2004 - fever when i hold you tight
November 29, 2004 - rise from your grave!
November 27, 2004 - my sister, jason mews
November 26, 2004 - quotable toby
November 25, 2004 - quotable sarah
November 24, 2004 - and she can milk a cow
November 21, 2004 - i swear
November 16, 2004 - i can't stop sneezing
November 16, 2004 - \"that's cute. that's christmas card cute.\"
November 11, 2004 - stupid fucking hormones
November 08, 2004 - i love ya, tomorrow
November 03, 2004 - poor america
October 25, 2004 - well well
October 24, 2004 - once you pop you can't stop
October 23, 2004 - praise jesus
October 23, 2004 - there goes bill. poor bill
October 22, 2004 - yesterday *was* going very well
October 21, 2004 - way to be vague, chelsotard
October 20, 2004 - \"so much for clean sheets\"
October 19, 2004 - hooray for attention
October 19, 2004 - or i'm just horrifically disgusting
October 15, 2004 - reunion
October 14, 2004 - not available in stores!
October 12, 2004 - what not to wear, beware
October 08, 2004 - at least i get to do the paystation
October 07, 2004 - rumination
October 07, 2004 - early morning depression
October 06, 2004 - dream on
October 05, 2004 - crush lives underwater
October 04, 2004 - sadly, my fairy wings are MIA
September 29, 2004 - simple pleasures for simple folk
September 29, 2004 - random acts of kindness
September 27, 2004 - can we build it? fuckin-a
September 24, 2004 - ready to rumble
September 20, 2004 - austin city limits and legality
September 17, 2004 - mmm electronics
September 13, 2004 - these are the empoloyees of the garages
September 13, 2004 - i'm cool cause i watch michael moore films (ha)
September 10, 2004 - catharsis
September 09, 2004 - trauma
September 08, 2004 - what losers
September 03, 2004 - n-n-n-pneumonia (to the tune of \"lola\")
September 02, 2004 - did *you* get a promotion? i think not
September 01, 2004 - the only variables you don't have to solve for are quality and convenience!
August 26, 2004 - leavin' on a jet plane
August 25, 2004 - :hack wheeze:
June 04, 1999 - immagini
August 24, 2004 - cook with coal
June 02, 1999 - greetings from white haven, pennsylvania
August 20, 2004 - EOE
August 19, 2004 - bizarro
August 18, 2004 - and the livin's e-z
August 17, 2004 - mandatory monday meeting
August 16, 2004 - how was your weekend? mine was swell
August 13, 2004 - last update today i promise
August 13, 2004 - part of a discourse
August 13, 2004 - hair repair and hepatitis
August 12, 2004 - seriously, who are these people?
August 12, 2004 - lengthy emotional ramblings and iranian goods
August 11, 2004 - yay layla's back
August 11, 2004 - i know how you bite. i know what i like
August 10, 2004 - kittie kare
August 09, 2004 - one last picture
August 09, 2004 - warning: largely pictoral story telling ahead
August 06, 2004 - memory lane
August 05, 2004 - i've been thunderstruck
August 05, 2004 - i'm with a few friends and it feels all right
August 04, 2004 - the sneezing, the dreaming, the sexually graphic novels!
August 03, 2004 - on a random sidenote
August 03, 2004 - maybe the future will smile on me
August 02, 2004 - i worry too much (or) pay up ya basta'd!
July 30, 2004 - $80 later...
July 29, 2004 - peachy keen, jelly bean
July 27, 2004 - my wisdom tooth is once again re-entering. ouch
July 27, 2004 - they were all in love with dying. they were doing it in texas
July 26, 2004 - goodness
July 26, 2004 - warning
July 25, 2004 - melanoma is imminent
July 24, 2004 - four hours of sleep eee
July 23, 2004 - a note from your cunning linguist
July 22, 2004 - i have the theme to clean sweep stuck in my head
July 21, 2004 - \"Every tool carries with it the spirit in which it was created.\"
July 21, 2004 - tima's home
July 20, 2004 - going down
July 19, 2004 - final step
July 16, 2004 - i'm sitting in the garage
July 16, 2004 - i spy with my little eye something that makes sense
July 15, 2004 - baby did a bad, bad thing
July 14, 2004 - i'm a big fat liar
July 13, 2004 - sheena was the name of my first dog
July 11, 2004 - she's crying over animals again
July 10, 2004 - the way which i i know you
July 10, 2004 - i really feel this product changed my life
July 09, 2004 - a voice from the past
July 08, 2004 - i smell conspiracy
July 08, 2004 - :whispers: 44 days
July 07, 2004 - 99% pictoral
July 06, 2004 - the soldiering life
July 06, 2004 - big ol' kittie pictures
July 05, 2004 - valerie's b-day part II
July 04, 2004 - valerie's b-day part I
July 02, 2004 - p.s.
July 02, 2004 - the helpless, the hopeless, the lost ones, the homeless
July 01, 2004 - number two of 84, i'm sure
July 01, 2004 - early-morning dicrimination
June 30, 2004 - because one entry's not enough!
June 30, 2004 - goddamn the circumstance, and goddamn you, my friend
June 29, 2004 - cole rocks
June 29, 2004 - optional, for use on longer entries
June 29, 2004 - cole's glaring at me from outside
June 28, 2004 - i was in a picture-taking mood
June 28, 2004 - hi, thundercleese, i can't stop and talk now. i have business to do.
June 25, 2004 - and it's not stopping me now
June 24, 2004 - i'm going on judge judy to get pain and suffering
June 22, 2004 - insect queen
June 22, 2004 - magnificent
June 21, 2004 - it's nice to see i'm not the only one
June 21, 2004 - owen will sprinkle salt, and i'll have a nice little place
June 15, 2004 - f*cking motherf*cker
June 15, 2004 - sad
June 14, 2004 - four days lacking sobriety and counting
June 11, 2004 - dieux, je suis amoureuse du garcon
June 11, 2004 - see you later, instigator
June 10, 2004 - custom concern
June 10, 2004 - rendering me freakish and dazed
June 09, 2004 - vacation, all i ever wanted
June 08, 2004 - adding insult to injury
June 08, 2004 - everywhere i go, i know my mind plays tricks on me
June 06, 2004 - free food, porn, liquor and drugs w00+
June 05, 2004 - at least i didn't gain another pet i suppose
June 03, 2004 - knowing i'd only get 4 hours of sleep didn't seem so bad
June 02, 2004 - il fait chaud
June 01, 2004 - vodka and \"killa,\" it does a body good
May 30, 2004 - \"physical manifestation of 'the sad'\"
May 29, 2004 - movin' on out
May 28, 2004 - something borrowed, something blue
May 28, 2004 - all that i can say is that my life is pretty plain
May 27, 2004 - le ouch
May 26, 2004 - part a!
May 26, 2004 - ich liebe es nicht
May 25, 2004 - just like god made me, drunk and fat-lipped
May 25, 2004 - right?
May 21, 2004 - i'm complaining everywhere now
May 21, 2004 - pancakes and nachoes til ya puke
May 20, 2004 - i cried before the interview instead of during
May 19, 2004 - reason #947 i <3 owen
May 19, 2004 - something always arises when i work events
May 18, 2004 - sorry, boys, i'm off the market
May 17, 2004 - you know you're jealous
May 14, 2004 - who knew things could get so much worse in half an hour
May 14, 2004 - i'll remind you i'm soon to be homeless
May 13, 2004 - eight-legged freaks
May 12, 2004 - but it is a job, it pays a lot
May 10, 2004 - des photos
May 10, 2004 - to quote laura's paper
May 07, 2004 - ah, parents
May 06, 2004 - like omg did you see friends?
May 06, 2004 - fuck
May 05, 2004 - another night, another dream, but always you
May 02, 2004 - party like it's 2004
May 01, 2004 - guys, too, i suppose
May 01, 2004 - set adrift on memory bliss
April 30, 2004 - i just stay inside
April 30, 2004 - with their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns
April 29, 2004 - home on the range
April 29, 2004 - i guess what they say is true
April 28, 2004 - going everywhere in a hurry, instead of nowhere fast
April 27, 2004 - you're only as sick as your secrets
April 23, 2004 - you're the tricera*tops*!
April 22, 2004 - no, i can't see
April 22, 2004 - for you see, it's already begun
April 21, 2004 - my new five-foot pal
April 21, 2004 - wacky tobacky
April 16, 2004 - when do i get to grow up?
April 15, 2004 - did you know? spread the word
April 15, 2004 - playing with my diversity is like playing with my emotions
April 15, 2004 - i've heard my hair is cute
April 15, 2004 - are you ready to rumble?
April 14, 2004 - just a simple plan
April 14, 2004 - whenever i'm alone i'm thinking
April 12, 2004 - mmm mom & dad's cds
April 11, 2004 - he's trying to lead you down the path of rightousness. i'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks
April 09, 2004 - rated m for mature
April 08, 2004 - reason 391 i'm evil
April 08, 2004 - god help her, she's going through web comic archives again
April 08, 2004 - you're prettier'n a fresh kill
April 07, 2004 - and wondering who the fuck you are on a sunday morning
April 07, 2004 - for my benefit, really
April 07, 2004 - oakes-palahniuk wedding upcoming
April 06, 2004 - another rant. whatever
April 05, 2004 - bookstores, owen, and books. my life consists of little more
April 01, 2004 - nice
April 01, 2004 - for the illiterate
April 01, 2004 - deep down i'm not racist, honest
March 31, 2004 - last one there's a penis pump
March 30, 2004 - heartache or crippling allergies?
March 27, 2004 - :sniiiiiiff:
March 26, 2004 - but this time i was alone in laughing
March 25, 2004 - why shannon is so awesome
March 25, 2004 - longview junk
March 24, 2004 - he was sad today, too
March 24, 2004 - behind blue eyes
March 23, 2004 - borders caf�
March 22, 2004 - \"j00r 50 h4rdc0r3!\"
March 19, 2004 - my glasses, r.i.p.
March 18, 2004 - my first spring break story
March 17, 2004 - no, *you're* nuts!
March 17, 2004 - brothers, sisters, hear me say
March 14, 2004 - a series of uninteresting events
March 13, 2004 - and by \"damn you,\" i mean \"i love you\"
March 13, 2004 - \"like hell it's a good morning.\"
March 12, 2004 - oh, to be an old project
March 12, 2004 - le sigh
March 11, 2004 - an attempt to remain conscious
March 11, 2004 - and bras are really pretty
March 10, 2004 - and the pinstripe skirt, of course
March 10, 2004 - just like depeche mode said
March 09, 2004 - 3543 greystone dr.
March 09, 2004 - how do you tell a possible future employer you have no friends?
March 07, 2004 - i concur whole-heartedly, my african american brother
March 05, 2004 - three days of freedom is so close now
March 04, 2004 - ...all alone, though
March 04, 2004 - Hart Crane
March 02, 2004 - a narrative
March 02, 2004 - when you tell someone up north you live off e. riverside, they grimace
March 01, 2004 - it's a motherfucker
February 27, 2004 - me wants
February 27, 2004 - brought to you by the blood of a jew
February 27, 2004 - return to old jefferson
February 20, 2004 - what this girl will do for a dollar...
February 20, 2004 - ooh she's learned to wrap text
February 20, 2004 - if you want to live in my country...
February 19, 2004 - i have web space
February 15, 2004 - but they're there, and i'd wither without them
February 13, 2004 - get bent. what a great phrase
February 13, 2004 - help the crimped-hair girl
February 13, 2004 - \"a carcass,\" charles baudelaire
February 12, 2004 - and the peasants rejoice!
February 11, 2004 - \"...and sometimes manager of human execution\"
February 09, 2004 - toys and toulouse
February 05, 2004 - daddy-o
February 04, 2004 - aaahhh nooo no more pictures
February 04, 2004 - you know, whatever
January 31, 2004 - boredom sparks creativity
January 31, 2004 - this piggy wishes she could go wee wee wee all the way home
January 30, 2004 - just want a girl as cool as kim deal
January 28, 2004 - they're even entitled \"you're the greatest\"
January 23, 2004 - this world's crazy. give me the gun
January 22, 2004 - maybe i should ask for child support
January 21, 2004 - i need a bath. my cat's in heat. someone shoot me
January 20, 2004 - jellyfishes
January 17, 2004 - another one bites the dust
January 16, 2004 - yes, i'm an asshole. yes, i'm comfortable with that
January 15, 2004 - exhausted, unpaid, and wanted by the university police
January 14, 2004 - adieu
January 14, 2004 - she's been drinking and smoking, but she has her qiuet cd. let's see if she makes it home.
January 13, 2004 - because 50% of my conversations are quotes
January 12, 2004 - the proof is in the pudding
January 12, 2004 - don't tell me that i can't do this
January 10, 2004 - i wonder if this is even coherent
January 09, 2004 - sometimes i keep a sandwich in my holster
January 07, 2004 - like pulling teeth. literally
January 03, 2004 - i'm about to fucking rip out my tooth
January 03, 2004 - no lies, i'm not the duelist you think i am
December 26, 2003 - merry over-commercialized holiday
December 25, 2003 - 7 a.m. every year
December 24, 2003 - gods, it's not even noon and this is my second one
December 24, 2003 - yesterday
December 23, 2003 - too bad i don't have my no fat chicks? shirt
December 22, 2003 - that makes picture 126
December 22, 2003 - todays plans: coughing and taking pictures in the park
December 21, 2003 - if they put even stevens on dvd, i'd buy it
December 20, 2003 - at times? doesn't she mean always?
December 18, 2003 - today's quote brought to you by owen
December 18, 2003 - sore throat. burning chest. mentholatum
December 17, 2003 - now with illustrations
December 17, 2003 - note the times at the ends of these entries
December 12, 2003 - point and stare, she's being manic
December 12, 2003 - a passing woman in the mall said \"bless you\" when i sneezed (:
December 11, 2003 - i love when snot rushes out my nostril and onto my lip
December 10, 2003 - you should look at the traits for your month
December 10, 2003 - he won $50 last night
December 10, 2003 - ah, l'hiver
December 10, 2003 - reza is out of this world
December 08, 2003 - this isn't your email, but i don't feel like rephrasing it in any way
December 05, 2003 - not to mention the $180 i owe capital one, which they won't receive
December 03, 2003 - monkey! :scurries away:
November 28, 2003 - mom quotes
November 27, 2003 - wherein the temperature drops 20 degrees, but she doesn't know because she's sweating in the kitchen
November 26, 2003 - mmm dirty rice is good to my tummy
November 26, 2003 - sleeping on couch+vodka+pot=tiredness
November 24, 2003 - what's cooler than being cool? ice cold
November 22, 2003 - poor cole, he needs a nap
November 19, 2003 - my wisdom tooth is mangling my gums
November 18, 2003 - you might be a chelsea if
November 07, 2003 - my boyfriend's back, and there's gonna be trouble
November 06, 2003 - once again, :D :D :D
November 05, 2003 - stop her, she's listening to bright eyes alone
November 05, 2003 - me and my valuable friend can fix all the pain away
November 04, 2003 - shake it like a polaroid picture
November 01, 2003 - only 3.5 hours to go
October 31, 2003 - check those pants
October 30, 2003 - sonic 2
October 30, 2003 - at least i have placebo
October 29, 2003 - bitter sweet symphony
October 28, 2003 - you've no idea how many hours i've cried since 4 a.m.
October 26, 2003 - :D :D :D
October 25, 2003 - i'm a loner, dottie, a rebel
October 23, 2003 - more lame pictures
October 23, 2003 - pour a 40 on the curb for elliot
October 20, 2003 - mr. martin
October 19, 2003 - his name means beef. :giggle:
October 18, 2003 - as copied and pasted
October 17, 2003 - adventures of the gasoline faery and her rodents
October 16, 2003 - mom: \"we went through a lot of blue eyeliner pencils then.\"
October 16, 2003 - oobi doobi shanoobi
October 15, 2003 - go for a particular reason, of course, and faint from happiness
October 15, 2003 - it's cold. i'm happy.
October 11, 2003 - what she lacks in age she makes up for in madness
October 09, 2003 - mm
October 09, 2003 - i don't want to bend over backward to kiss some jerk's ass, damn it
October 08, 2003 - wherein a chubby bald fellow makes her blush, she calls a bus driver a bitch, and she hugs a christian mother of three (but not in that order)
October 08, 2003 - c'est tout
October 03, 2003 - short of interesting
October 02, 2003 - snippets of motherly conversation
October 02, 2003 - a girl just paid with the last name \"anguish.\" that rocks
October 01, 2003 - she
October 01, 2003 - sleep tight
September 26, 2003 - one day my art will be worth millions
September 25, 2003 - elefant
September 24, 2003 - rainbowbrite_222's station
September 24, 2003 - wherein prostitution looks mighty tempting
September 23, 2003 - one day i'll show you party pictures
September 21, 2003 - \"i, too, drive a family sedan!\"
September 19, 2003 - more lame-o pictures
September 18, 2003 - i didn't want it to mean that much to me
September 18, 2003 - i <3 my digital camera
September 18, 2003 - enough to take your oxygen away
September 17, 2003 - today is not a good day for cats
September 15, 2003 - no, it's just one-eyed cheech
September 15, 2003 - last night i had a breakdown
September 15, 2003 - they called her a sinner, and they called her a whore
September 12, 2003 - john ritter and johnny cash...damn
September 11, 2003 - wherein she's happy
September 11, 2003 - les photos de ma famille
September 10, 2003 - are you a mexiCAN or a mexiCANT?
September 08, 2003 - -
September 08, 2003 - i want to, but i feel inside out
September 05, 2003 - wherever i am, that's the place to be
September 05, 2003 - i can't think of a title
September 04, 2003 - more mid-morning blubbering
September 04, 2003 - the blood type of champions, even jennifer and owen
September 03, 2003 - ...tell me where have you been
September 03, 2003 - father of mine...
September 02, 2003 - to: chelsea-kun (a.k.a. jaye oakes)
September 01, 2003 - w00+ layla's digital camera
September 01, 2003 - do you wear a bracelet with a boy's name on it? no, cause you're not a creepola
August 28, 2003 - from the mouths of babes
August 28, 2003 - \"send the pain below,\" chevelle
August 28, 2003 - cut from the team [of good health]
August 27, 2003 - cute without the e
August 27, 2003 - yesterday was pleasurable
August 25, 2003 - ya tear ya tear your hair from roots
August 21, 2003 - elton john does like you either, sysadmin
August 20, 2003 - lesson #1 in being creepy and obsessive: save voice mail and listen to it when you're sad
August 19, 2003 - you better give me something to fill the hole before i sputter up
August 19, 2003 - word, heathcliff
August 19, 2003 - \"why do you like older men?\"
August 15, 2003 - her body is a difficult sister
August 15, 2003 - what do you call a man in handcuffs? hot.
August 14, 2003 - that was serious work
August 14, 2003 - walking down the street 2-3-4
August 13, 2003 - do you think of me like i dream of you?
August 12, 2003 - did you know placebo is latin for \"i will please\"?
August 10, 2003 - i got cargo fever! (not really)
August 09, 2003 - :wipes away a single tear:
August 09, 2003 - another useless entry
August 08, 2003 - :hangs her head in shame:
August 07, 2003 - and we begin anew
August 07, 2003 - ahoy! and other nautical expressions!
August 06, 2003 - to accompany my email telling me how much in debt i am...
August 06, 2003 - \"she waxed lachrymose\"
August 01, 2003 - next mood swing: two minutes, 36 seconds and counting
August 01, 2003 - offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and i decline
July 31, 2003 - the eels cause they rock
July 31, 2003 - a dollar for a kiss from a boy in drag? i did it twice ;)
July 30, 2003 - it's bizarro chelsea! run!
July 30, 2003 - stay tuned; you know you want to hear about my weekend adventures
July 25, 2003 - to socialize or not to socialize
July 24, 2003 - like i said, i'm heading northeast
July 24, 2003 - \"the birds were calling me,\" thought caw
July 24, 2003 - all i need to know about driving in rush hour traffic i learned from ut shuttle buses
July 23, 2003 - the sky is broken
July 23, 2003 - weekend update + more
July 20, 2003 - \"super joey's here to save the day!\"--\"super dork's more like it.\"
July 18, 2003 - yep, 3rd one today, written at indicated time
July 18, 2003 - douglas charles perkins
July 18, 2003 - just like on cops!
July 17, 2003 - i'm gonna find 'er, and i'm gonna kill 'er
July 17, 2003 - and the peasants rejoice
July 16, 2003 - if you know someone who could love a girl with curly purple hair, send them my way
July 11, 2003 - we are the youth gone wild
July 09, 2003 - happiness and peace of mind were never meant for me
July 09, 2003 - doug wouldn't let me use his laptop, so here's a long one
July 03, 2003 - it's long, yes, but worth reading (i just say that so you'll actually read it)
July 02, 2003 - what's funner than vomitting when your stomach's empty? i don't know!
July 01, 2003 - -
June 30, 2003 - movin' on up, but we're already on the east side =/
June 27, 2003 - i <3 jennifer
June 27, 2003 - louisiana...the state for muff divers
June 26, 2003 - an ode
June 25, 2003 - i fucking hate my tan arm
June 24, 2003 - tima's still in heat :(
June 23, 2003 - the library smells bad
June 20, 2003 - and it was good
June 20, 2003 - the smiths part deux
June 19, 2003 - the smiths
June 19, 2003 - the ornaments look pretty but they're pulling down the branches of the tree
June 18, 2003 - break my heart, wad it up and throw it in my face
June 17, 2003 - Where girl.Name = \"Chelsea Oakes\";
June 14, 2003 - sleepbenadrylmmm
June 13, 2003 - with all these wishes i make, i should buy something real
June 13, 2003 - whispering a melancholy tune
June 13, 2003 - it's storming. i think i just had an orgasm
June 12, 2003 - contemplate my next communiqu�
June 10, 2003 - book worm, watch her wiggle
June 06, 2003 - \"paper bag,\" fiona apple
June 05, 2003 - i need to be redeemed to the one[s] i've sinned against
June 05, 2003 - for my own reference. do ignore
June 04, 2003 - lonely white female
June 02, 2003 - i can't wait to do it all again
May 30, 2003 - waiting for you to notice me
May 28, 2003 - short and sweet
May 28, 2003 - i have the poweeerrr!
May 26, 2003 - as copied and pasted
May 25, 2003 - it's such a perfect day. i'm glad i spent it with you
May 24, 2003 - i don't want to be facing the wrong direction when the time has come to me
May 23, 2003 - the least they ever gave you was the most you ever knew
May 23, 2003 - so, you say she's on a psychotic suicidal rampage? i'll pass.
May 21, 2003 - but all the drugs in this world won't save her from herself
May 20, 2003 - in a rush, but not the band
May 19, 2003 - writing this in public doesn't help my paranoia
May 16, 2003 - thief! i'm tellin'
May 15, 2003 - :sniffle: why'd they have to break up?
May 15, 2003 - crrrrack cocaine
May 15, 2003 - thirty-one dollars and fourty-six cents
May 14, 2003 - if it happens again, i'm getting an ice pick
May 14, 2003 - so much action on only two and a half hours of sleep
May 13, 2003 - SCENE: CHELSEA is retrieving the jug of tea from the refridgerator as MOM sits at the table and DOUG stands near the sink
May 13, 2003 - you cannot sedate all the things you hate
May 12, 2003 - pax. peace. this shows how desprate i am
May 11, 2003 - hitting bottom, just like fight club
May 11, 2003 - don't make me go back
May 11, 2003 - welcome back oakes
May 10, 2003 - home is not where i cry with no end in sight
May 09, 2003 - -
May 08, 2003 - today is flat beneath the weight of next day next day next day next day
May 06, 2003 - that feeling
May 06, 2003 - your body still remembers things you told it to forget
May 06, 2003 - secret secret, i've got a secret, so no one else can see my true identity
May 05, 2003 - stop
May 05, 2003 - celebrate good times, come on
May 04, 2003 - we spoke of many things, fools and kings
May 03, 2003 - i'm not sure where this surge of juvenilism came from
May 02, 2003 - i know you're a cannonball
May 01, 2003 - cause i'm not the screaming kind of person
May 01, 2003 - you know, the usual
April 30, 2003 - you little old doll with a frown
April 30, 2003 - so that ABS light that's been on for 7 months...that means something?
April 30, 2003 - with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
April 29, 2003 - did we learn anything new? no, but the guy on the news promoting the first one was hot and british
April 29, 2003 - a love letter
April 28, 2003 - in addition to everything about him, this is why bryan's the coolest person on earth
April 25, 2003 - \"naked in the city again,\" hot hot heat
April 25, 2003 - now if only mr. d. james would get down here and rape me
April 25, 2003 - not just the heat makes summer suck
April 24, 2003 - if it helps, i've saved a beetle and a moth from frank
April 24, 2003 - be excellent to each other, and party on dudes
April 23, 2003 - i'm higly incredibly insulted they said she sucks
April 23, 2003 - you buy me the dress, i'll be more woman than a man like you can stand
April 22, 2003 - so what if i'm a dork
April 21, 2003 - la la love ya don't me maybe
April 18, 2003 - yes, i'm drunk, and you can kiss my fucking ass for all i care
April 17, 2003 - this is what you get when she plays sega in the wee hours of the morning
April 17, 2003 - :collapses, laughing:
April 16, 2003 - epiphany, like that staind song
April 16, 2003 - and i try to say my life isn't interesting...
April 11, 2003 - why is it not still the 80s?
April 11, 2003 - :tap, tap: is this thing on?
April 10, 2003 - off to the rectum!
April 09, 2003 - huzzah! smarterchild lives
April 08, 2003 - wasting away in the clammy hands of ebay
April 08, 2003 - sending out an fyi
April 07, 2003 - stream of consciousness leads me to drowning dreams
April 05, 2003 - and wanting to cry, of course
April 03, 2003 - i wish there was an off buttong for the voices in my head
April 03, 2003 - mid-november, 1999
April 03, 2003 - english journal, october 22, 2000
April 03, 2003 - i'm sorry, i just laughed really hard
April 02, 2003 - like you care or don't know already
March 27, 2003 - i had to leave just a little while, but i'm here for you
March 26, 2003 - what dorks
March 25, 2003 - i love accomplishing milestones
March 25, 2003 - \"car,\" built to spill
March 25, 2003 - will work for grapes
March 24, 2003 - it's lengthy, but worth it. you'll be shocked and amazed
March 23, 2003 - mostly rambling. pay no mind
March 21, 2003 - i'm afraid of americans
March 20, 2003 - candy, by luke davies
March 20, 2003 - and the wrath of chelsea was upon them
March 18, 2003 - compound, like a fly's eyes
March 17, 2003 - \"just like two little lesbians.\"
March 16, 2003 - we hope that you choke
March 16, 2003 - change (in the house of pyx)
March 16, 2003 - you're spinning like a 45 ballarina dancing to your rock and roll
March 15, 2003 - template ADD
March 15, 2003 - ladies and gentlemen, whether you like it or not, chel-er, hedwig!
March 15, 2003 - i tried to write an entry. too tired
March 14, 2003 - why i feel comfortable being dirty around jennifer
March 14, 2003 - today we taught each other about geeky threats and the great vowel shift
March 14, 2003 - i didn't get hedwig, but i'm about to watch the ring in bed
March 13, 2003 - \"When I use a word,\" Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, \"it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.\"
March 13, 2003 - and god said let there be pubic hair. and god was pleased because all hu-mans would be miserable
March 13, 2003 - yes, i'm listening to yes. you got a problem?
March 10, 2003 - i'm gonna burn this system to the ground for you
March 09, 2003 - give a sista a break
March 09, 2003 - a tribute
March 09, 2003 - i'm nobody's monkey
March 08, 2003 - she's not listening to mustard plug?
March 08, 2003 - for today and only today i believe in love at first sight
March 07, 2003 - updated hourly for your pleasure...haha
March 07, 2003 - nothing like financial shortcomings to lift my spirits!
March 07, 2003 - heat is not good for a masochist
March 07, 2003 - i look inside myself and see my heart is black
March 06, 2003 - from zero to negative sixty in two seconds
March 06, 2003 - hey baby
March 06, 2003 - it's getting hot, and that's not good for a masochist
March 05, 2003 - when i think i can overcome, it runs even deeper
March 05, 2003 - like two trisomy 13* peas in a pod
March 04, 2003 - like any hot-blooded woman, i have simply wanted an object to crave
March 04, 2003 - when i sit in this chair without pants, it hurts cause i stick
March 04, 2003 - didn't i tell you my life was useless crap
March 03, 2003 - rent's due today yay!
March 03, 2003 - another awkward moment in class
March 03, 2003 - if love is what we're made of, then what am i afraid of
March 01, 2003 - more useless crap because that is my life
February 27, 2003 - owen and i were grown in the same lab
February 27, 2003 - janeane, i am your plaything
February 27, 2003 - all in all there's something to give/do/live with you
February 26, 2003 - a conversation with myself
February 26, 2003 - when he smiled i felt my heart was torn apart
February 25, 2003 - i slept underwater
February 25, 2003 - \"oh no, snow. there's a 16th of an inch, what are we going to do? close EVERYTHING.\"
February 25, 2003 - all dressed in blue with nothing to do...except read crappy greek literature
February 24, 2003 - as we symbolically stick their fucking foot up their fucking ass
February 22, 2003 - i'm too sick to think of a creative title
February 21, 2003 - i had a vision i could turn you right. my heart is black, and my body is blue
February 21, 2003 - but seriously, you need a bath, yo
February 20, 2003 - rain, rain, have a stay
February 20, 2003 - one of the greatest things about a punk show is the ridiculous amount of times one hears 'fuck'
February 19, 2003 - there she sews (you know, instead of 'goes')
February 18, 2003 - maybe in a month or two, maybe when things are different for you, all of this shit just sticks in my head
February 17, 2003 - another link for your enjoyment
February 17, 2003 - a milestone, if you will
February 17, 2003 - bobby no morals lost his edge
February 16, 2003 - return of the deadly quizzes
February 16, 2003 - fyi: wherefore means \"why,\" not \"where\"
February 15, 2003 - duh
February 15, 2003 - will this be time #3 to get drunk alone?
February 15, 2003 - a good god mocking still makes me giggle
February 15, 2003 - well, i try
February 15, 2003 - some things will never change
February 14, 2003 - i guess she'll do...
February 14, 2003 - why do computers suck so g*ddamned much?
February 13, 2003 - PG2atUT123
February 13, 2003 - confessions
February 12, 2003 - \"i was frump girl.\"
February 12, 2003 - :tap: is this thing on? i'm waiting right here
February 10, 2003 - nes for life
February 10, 2003 - blah blah whine whine
February 10, 2003 - \"i like your bracelet.\"
February 10, 2003 - how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people
February 10, 2003 - :curls into a ball of laughter:
February 09, 2003 - i wish the deformities on my face would disappear
February 08, 2003 - the word of the day is melee, like in smash brothers :giggle:
February 07, 2003 - now i know what root is. that's a funny joke
February 07, 2003 - this..just..bleh, i'm going to bed
February 07, 2003 - goodnight moon
February 06, 2003 - i hope i did well
February 06, 2003 - dear body,
February 04, 2003 - homework and queers and dvds - oh my!
February 04, 2003 - post script
February 03, 2003 - i wish that i was cool, i wish i was something...or maybe i already am in my own retard way
February 01, 2003 - i had a dream when i was in high school i attended the punk rock academy, and no one made fun of me
January 31, 2003 - i can't fight these feelings; they will bring me pain
January 31, 2003 - say wha?
January 30, 2003 - i shouldn't have conversations like this. =/
January 29, 2003 - just a reminder
January 29, 2003 - :ponders: do i have homework due tomorrow?
January 28, 2003 - my answers were half and half, so i put both
January 28, 2003 - a girl who's too sad to give a fuck
January 27, 2003 - you know, cause he's the best
January 27, 2003 - i keep telling myself, maybe gaia will destroy them all...
January 27, 2003 - lalala i'm in love with a four-eyed girl
January 25, 2003 - :frets:
January 24, 2003 - \"i promise i'm not.\"
January 24, 2003 - if a tree fell in the forest but no one was around to hear it, could i kiss you?
January 22, 2003 - score
January 21, 2003 - another day staring at the ceiling
January 21, 2003 - i-u-d-s-i-s stay in school cause it's the best
January 18, 2003 - did i really need to take this quiz?
January 16, 2003 - this is why blockley's cool
January 15, 2003 - ees funny
January 15, 2003 - that's right, punks, yield to me
January 15, 2003 - it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
January 14, 2003 - doh!
January 14, 2003 - how could that be so?
January 14, 2003 - look at me, i can write a melody, but i can't expect a soul to care
January 12, 2003 - :stands arms akimbo:
January 11, 2003 - i could tell from the minute i woke up, it's gonna be a lonely day
January 10, 2003 - i'm gonna feel this way til i'm six feet underground
January 10, 2003 - prayed someone hired a hitman to off me. everything sucks today
January 10, 2003 - look at the time
January 09, 2003 - @ bk you got it!
January 09, 2003 - i've got a 162 in my buick. that's my new pick-up line
January 08, 2003 - but i don't wanna
January 08, 2003 - \"that guy works at the union. i buy gum from him.\"
January 08, 2003 - good lord
January 08, 2003 - :scratches her eyes:
January 08, 2003 - sucking on my titties like you wanted me
January 06, 2003 - at least i get to go out tonight
January 06, 2003 - just put your hands around my heart and squeeze me until i'm dry
January 05, 2003 - set us free
January 03, 2003 - what a beautiful thing
January 03, 2003 - so this is why i need an extended list of friends
January 03, 2003 - usually 19th century literature sucks
January 03, 2003 - my sweet prince(s)
January 02, 2003 - have i ever mentioned i like geeks?
January 02, 2003 - go fix my head, create some wealth, put my neurosis on the shelf
January 02, 2003 - \"is this rush?\"
January 01, 2003 - party like it's 1999
December 31, 2002 - why is the word of the day complement?
December 31, 2002 - my restless soul is longing
December 29, 2002 - and my toes, watch them curl...
December 28, 2002 - all i want for christmas
December 25, 2002 - with 80 gigs, no less
December 24, 2002 - bedtime bear stays up nights. like me (:
December 24, 2002 - i wish you only knew how good it is to see you
December 24, 2002 - :::beats drums � la crazy taxi:::
December 19, 2002 - :skips:
December 19, 2002 - people always laugh when i talk to animals
December 19, 2002 - come sweet death, one last caress
December 19, 2002 - reason #267 why i'm fucked up
December 18, 2002 - pin a rose on my nose
December 18, 2002 - i am just one of those melodramatic fools, neurotic to the bone no doubt about it
December 18, 2002 - my blessings get better every time
December 18, 2002 - coconut rum, you taste like suntan lotion
December 16, 2002 - that'll be a dollar seventy-one
December 16, 2002 - surely one more moment couldn't break my heart
December 16, 2002 - noooooooo*gasp*oooooo
December 16, 2002 - hi, i'm a federal agent
December 16, 2002 - could i get a pack of american spirit mediums?
December 16, 2002 - just like when i sneeze
December 15, 2002 - ex-ex-excuse me, but i think you have my-my stapler
December 13, 2002 - rawr
December 12, 2002 - a little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men
December 11, 2002 - i feel sick
December 11, 2002 - i don't like this feeling; i've experienced it too often
December 11, 2002 - i am the champion
December 10, 2002 - if only if were raining blood ;)
December 10, 2002 - it never fails
December 09, 2002 - calling us no good
December 09, 2002 - hello, dear patrons
December 09, 2002 - now i fear you've left me standing in a world that's so demanding
December 08, 2002 - haha! i lied about no more entries
December 08, 2002 - it's in his kiss
December 08, 2002 - just like a dream
December 08, 2002 - a fond memory, since this journal's so young
December 07, 2002 - ...so does the pain
December 06, 2002 - i want to scream this to every person in longview
December 06, 2002 - i wrote this in the metro at the indicated time
December 05, 2002 - the last time i laughed
December 04, 2002 - you remind me of that leak in my soul
December 04, 2002 - gastropods are people, too
December 03, 2002 - hello
December 03, 2002 - i tried...
December 01, 2002 - tell yourself you'll start again. tell yourself it's not the end
November 30, 2002 - when you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you. so i'm going to go eat
November 29, 2002 - pump up the volume
November 29, 2002 - To: Diary Attn: Bryan
November 29, 2002 - this really isn't helping me not puke
November 29, 2002 - y-y-y-y-yoda
November 28, 2002 - order in: i need two heartburns and a deep-fried doorstop!
November 27, 2002 - aww, mom, do i have to?
November 27, 2002 - ok, so i'm passing old navy and a commie held a gun to my head...
November 26, 2002 - when i go home, i shall beat jonathan something fierce. more likely ignore him.
November 26, 2002 - for lack of customers...
November 26, 2002 - how many times can i walk away and wish if only?
November 26, 2002 - i've taken this before, but this wasn't the result
November 26, 2002 - 911
November 25, 2002 - i'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
November 25, 2002 - yet another reason i rather enjoy jamie's company
November 24, 2002 - i <3 layla
November 24, 2002 - heart & hunger pains
November 24, 2002 - turkey day love
November 24, 2002 - let it snow
November 24, 2002 - useless morning ramble (gotta do something at work)
November 24, 2002 - usually i don't mind sharing a germ or two
November 24, 2002 - the bodyguard
November 23, 2002 - bandages
November 23, 2002 - ain't it just a bitch
November 21, 2002 - i'm sorry, but it's highly classified information
November 21, 2002 - pretty pretty princess
November 20, 2002 - do YOU shop at the black store?
November 16, 2002 - in the arms of sleep
November 15, 2002 - he's a chick magnet, if you know what i mean
November 14, 2002 - par-tay
November 14, 2002 - three's company
November 13, 2002 - songs, what else
November 13, 2002 - breaking the girl
November 06, 2002 - turkey day with jenn and some bums
November 06, 2002 - twiggy, the spring semester, and polish literature
November 06, 2002 - surprise surprise
November 05, 2002 - this is a tribute to the anniversary, the best band EVER!
November 04, 2002 - yeah, you wish you had this r-e-s-p-e-c-t
November 04, 2002 - what's the price i pay? i don't care what they say. i want to!
November 02, 2002 - from the panels of Lungbutter
November 01, 2002 - crybaby
November 01, 2002 - c is for communism
October 30, 2002 - savour every moment of this
October 30, 2002 - some day you will ache like i ache
October 29, 2002 - celui-ci n'est pas une pyx
October 29, 2002 - people in this world, we have no place to go
October 25, 2002 - american idol's coming to austin. ha
October 24, 2002 - :dances: i have a new job
October 23, 2002 - aha
October 23, 2002 - i read the three-hour-long conversation owen and i had the other day, and now i feel better
October 23, 2002 - it never ends
October 23, 2002 - i want to have fight club's baby
October 23, 2002 - pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over
October 23, 2002 - chelsea's philosophy of life was that she could die at any moment. the tragedy is she didn't
October 22, 2002 - fuck my head, but most importantly, fuck me.
October 18, 2002 - blah blah yackity shmakity
October 11, 2002 - all i ever wanted, all i ever needed is here in my arms (metaphorically)
October 09, 2002 - the day the whole world went away
October 04, 2002 - days go by, and still i think about you, days when i couldn't live my life without you.
October 03, 2002 - have you ever dreamt you were jennifer hewitt? i hope not.
October 03, 2002 - good will toward men
September 28, 2002 - ever elusive rest
September 27, 2002 - \"The Philosopher\"
September 27, 2002 - death becomes clearer through bloodshot eyes
September 26, 2002 - ADD
September 24, 2002 - you can take this job and shove it...right up my ass cause i want it!
September 24, 2002 - note:
September 24, 2002 - you'd be like heaven to touch; i wanna hold you so much
September 22, 2002 - you can't stay mad at the setting sun
September 19, 2002 - \"what are you doing a week from saturday?\" \"killing myself.\" \"splendid, when does that finish?\"
September 19, 2002 - royal suckenbaums
September 19, 2002 - futur proche, etc.
September 19, 2002 - something to this effect
September 19, 2002 - enjoy the silence
September 17, 2002 - fancy meeting you here
August 28, 2002 - desol�e mon amour
August 27, 2002 - it lives
August 06, 2002 - rain rain went away
August 01, 2002 - but everything you do is leading to the point where you just won't know what to do.
July 30, 2002 - my hair's curly! wee!
July 30, 2002 - i'm staying up to let my hair dry naturally cause jon asked to see it curly.
July 29, 2002 - spiraling away the day's impending doom
July 29, 2002 - -
July 27, 2002 - revenge of the nerds
July 27, 2002 - that was a first. and second. ;)
July 26, 2002 - down in the east texas town of longview, i fell in love with a mexican boy.
July 25, 2002 - \"calista\" is greek for \"most beautiful.\" i like that name a lot more now.
July 24, 2002 - whatcha gonna do when chelseamania runs wild on you?!
July 23, 2002 - your kisses make my skin feel weak
July 21, 2002 - why don't you just tie me to the couch and force me to watch the recipe channel!
July 21, 2002 - only after disaster can we be resurrected.
July 18, 2002 - \"jonathan screwed me! . . . not like that!\"
July 17, 2002 - if i can't have you, no one will -or- i'm going to give myself an ulcer with my jealousy.
July 16, 2002 - hey, thanks, thanks for that summer.
July 15, 2002 - the wheels on the bus go round and round...not in longview!
July 15, 2002 - let me hear from you, and in the mean time, shalom!
July 12, 2002 - addictive
July 10, 2002 - i watch you sleep sometimes, and it feels like the first time.
July 04, 2002 - a short description of this entry for the \"older links\" page:
July 03, 2002 - hey now, hey now, my boyfriend's back
June 30, 2002 - flavor of the weak
June 29, 2002 - distress and relief
June 28, 2002 - i just sent this e-mail to jonathan
June 27, 2002 - i'm starting to miss michael. i shall write him a letter.
June 27, 2002 - illness is what i got
June 27, 2002 - by the way, i tried to say i'd be there
June 25, 2002 - deny me and be doomed
June 23, 2002 - here in your bedroom i feel safe from the outside
June 18, 2002 - au revoir
June 15, 2002 - yeah, it's pretty rad coming home at dawn
June 11, 2002 - i feel like i could throw up for the rest of eternity
June 10, 2002 - raarr
June 10, 2002 - didn't see this one coming...
June 07, 2002 - maggie's sleeping in my lap with her head on my shoulder. (:
June 07, 2002 - blah blah, yackity schmakity
June 07, 2002 - i could only have this conversation with jon, yet another reason i love him.
June 02, 2002 - call now for your free allegra cushion!
June 01, 2002 - yay. yay yay yay. YAY I SAY!
May 31, 2002 - oh my god. oh my motherfucking god!
May 31, 2002 - i only have one particle. how metaphorical.
May 30, 2002 - i want to be so much more than this
May 30, 2002 - the city of pleasantville...is under attack!
May 27, 2002 - oops, i did it again
May 26, 2002 - conversations
May 26, 2002 - next my nintendo will probably break
May 25, 2002 - sauvez-moi
May 24, 2002 - i have a wall scroll of me!
May 21, 2002 - avoidance
May 20, 2002 - poor and vehicle-less
May 20, 2002 - i'm thinking about jumping off the petroleum building
May 19, 2002 - this made me laugh
May 17, 2002 - finis
May 15, 2002 - you tear you tear your hair from roots
May 15, 2002 - i am hhhhot. like jason. jason is hhhhot now.
May 14, 2002 - last day in the dorm! :runs around in circles:
May 13, 2002 - another ulcer
May 13, 2002 - -
May 13, 2002 - -
May 12, 2002 - i <3 shann-off
May 12, 2002 - i do believe i want to have conor oberst's children
May 12, 2002 - goddamn this noise inside my head
May 11, 2002 - connection
May 11, 2002 - i'm a rocker. i rock out.
May 11, 2002 - this thing is slowly taking me apart
May 10, 2002 - damn owen for always making me feel better
May 10, 2002 - wading through all your bad bad days
May 10, 2002 - jumping off the tower at commencement
May 10, 2002 - i quit
May 09, 2002 - this isn't happening happening happening happening�it is.
May 09, 2002 - is it ok to update 96 times a day?
May 09, 2002 - ~*gulp*~
May 09, 2002 - mes gens
May 09, 2002 - j'avais ramp� dans l'obscurit�, recherchant la r�ponse
May 08, 2002 - rings
May 08, 2002 - woof/[silence]/meow
May 08, 2002 - the road to my heart is much too long
May 07, 2002 - feeling strangely fine
May 07, 2002 - fuck fuck fuck
May 07, 2002 - everytime i look at you
May 07, 2002 - the painful realization that all has gone wrong
May 06, 2002 - so this is why i curl my toes over steps
May 06, 2002 - it's shake and bake, and i helped!
May 06, 2002 - peta paka rocks my socks!
May 05, 2002 - why did the green goblin have to be known as the green goblin? why not the emerald elf?
May 03, 2002 - expository writing
May 03, 2002 - i feel like singing
May 03, 2002 - i should be quarantined
May 03, 2002 - fuck me
2002-05-03 - "it's the little things"
2002-05-02 - pax pyxana
2002-05-01 - aww shucks
2002-05-01 - arabic bazaar
2002-05-01 - feminism! yeah!
2002-05-01 - munky
2002-04-31 - do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?
2002-04-29 - more fun than a barrel of monkies on a saturday night
2002-04-29 - diaryland is not nice
2002-04-23 - hrmm
2002-04-29 - it's a beautiful day
2002-04-26 - mommy and i are on the same schedule
2002-04-25 - cotton-nylon penis anyone?
2002-04-25 - tampons :dramatic music:
2002-04-23 - i love you more today than yesterday, but darlin' not as much as tomorrow
2002-04-23 - this quiz is too perfect
2002-04-21 - so i was asked...
2002-04-21 - dance the night away
2002-04-20 - that's just...cute
2002-04-20 - just another day
2002-04-20 - songs
2002-04-19 - how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? part II
2002-04-18 - i am woman hear me roar. raarr! hehe
2002-04-18 - how does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
2002-04-18 - a picture of me
2002-04-17 - you were the sunshine heading my front line
2002-04-16 - a month
2002-04-16 - interesting, i actually am earth
2002-04-16 - -
2002-04-16 - -
2002-04-15 - virgo
2002-04-14 - -
2002-04-13 - raar
2002-04-13 - c <3 j
2002-04-12 - sincere flattery
2002-04-11 - this is just a rambling autobiography you don't have to read
2002-04-10 - i'm miranda
2002-04-10 - psychoanalysis
2002-04-10 - -
2002-04-10 - -
2002-04-10 - mad lib at smokeybear.com
2002-04-09 - gender vs. sex
2002-04-09 - oh my head
2002-04-09 - ya lazy bum
2002-04-08 - sometimes you have to pick your nose in public
2002-04-07 - -
2002-04-06 - piercings!
2002-04-06 - -
2002-04-05 - get well vibes, owen style
2002-04-05 - migraine
2002-04-04 - i got hit by a goddamned car *or* motorists suck
2002-04-04 - the more money we come across, the more problems we see
2002-04-03 - je suis aim�e
2002-04-02 - hair dye and feet
2002-04-02 - pretty on the inside, ugly from the back
2002-04-02 - illness and a test
2002-04-02 - trichina worm
2002-04-02 - dirty dirty dirty rockstar
2002-04-01 - easter at jon's
2002-03-28 - more jon with a dash of bryan
2002-03-27 - -
2002-03-26 - i love bryan
2002-03-26 - he loves me
2002-03-26 - a happy sob
2002-03-26 - -
2002-03-26 - the ulcer grows
2002-03-26 - i don't <3 me
2002-03-26 - i <3 bugs
2002-03-26 - inundation
2002-03-26 - intro