posted on Saturday, Jan. 06, 2007 @ 01:50
ok i'm ready to commit suicide. i have never been in such untreatable pain as i am with my current case of bronchitis. mom said i had bronchitis, needed a prescription for zithromax, and must buy mucinex. i paid my doctor $25 today for him to tell me i have bronchitis, to fill a prescription for zithromax, and i must buy mucinex. my mom truly is dr. mom. she always knows. the nose knows. sorry, it occurred to me. she does have a big nose, though. huge nostrils. thank god i got the cute little rigdon nose and ears rather than those pachydermatous mauldin features.
anyhoo, i'm in pain. i cannot breathe. i have a fever. i was able to smoke my cigarettes earlier in the day because i could take little baby drags. now i'm so spent and weak i couldn't smoke a bowl even for my own sleep's sake.
recently i've been obsessed with "sex and the city." it's shameful, i know, but with my recent confession to chris i'm trying to come to terms with it. (and may i add, god bless chris's chivalry in covering detra's lunch for me so i could go home and rest.) though it is 02:00, i'm well into season three of my current hbo addiction, wherein one of the hottest motherfuckers alive makes an appearance. i was getting into chris noth even though he's kinda weird looking. not to mention his character's an arrogant dick. but aiden is little mr. perfect and gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous.i really like his voice. it exudes friendliness, and he's so quiet (relative to most people in the world, at least).
did you know he has his own country band? that somehow makes him more appealing. he's also 6'5". sometimes super tall dudes are really impressive, and sometimes i love little ones. i guess it just depends on the person. he's definitely a big hunk o' burnin' love like vincent d'onofrio, though. i'm a complicated woman, i tell you what.
<3, [coughgagchoke] chels
p.s. read the following story and discover one of the many reasons i fucking love the french. they make fabulously disturbing films, their music is simply rife with accordions, one of the world's finest instruments, and they have fine characters like this:
PARIS, France (Reuters) -- A French prisoner who killed his cellmate "very probably" ate some of the victim's body parts, a prosecutor in the northern town of Rouen said on Friday.
The victim's body was discovered in a prison cell on Wednesday, with a large wound to the chest. The alleged killer, who shared the cell, told investigators he had removed and eaten his victim's heart.
Investigators initially discounted the possibility of cannibalism after the victim's heart was "found intact in its usual place and in its membrane which was also intact," Rouen state prosecutor Joseph Schmit said in a statement.
However an autopsy revealed that pieces of muscle from the victim's rib area and part of his lung were missing.
"The absence of these anatomic elements, which have not been found on the scene of the crime, render the confessions of cannibalism by the presumed perpetrator of the crime very probable," Schmit said.
The case comes less than a year after a court in Germany sentenced Armin Meiwes, the cannibal who killed and ate a willing victim, to life in prison.
The alleged Rouen killer and another cellmate who admitted he had not been asleep at the time of the crime, were in temporary custody and would be placed under formal investigation for premeditated murder, Schmit said.
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