well well
posted on October 25, 2004 @ 3:40 pm

so, an african guy asks me, "are you from austin?"
"not originally. i'm from louisiana."
"they say the nicest girls are from louisiana. is that true?"
"i'd like to think so."
"what are you doing tonight?"
"um. nothing."
"can i take you out to dinner?"
"no, i have a boyfriend."
":grabs his chest: ah!"

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