one day my art will be worth millions
posted on September 26, 2003 @ 6:37 pm

a guy just told me, "thank you, love." :blush:

i stayed up all night making magazine art because i feared owen wouldn't receive his package of previously made ilk of art. he did, in fact, just today, but what i'm doing now is so awesome he'll just have to get more.

anyway, i went to pots and plants to apply for a job. the ad said i needed an irreverant sense of humor and an appreciation for plastic pink flamingos, so i thought i'd try. on the door, there's a small sign that reads, "no shirt, no shoes, no problem! (you are in austin.)" heh, the other night steph and i were talking about how it's so hard to distinguish who is and is not a pothead here. anyway, some of the questions on the application were really nice:

if you could be any animal, which would you be? penguin. they're too cute.
what animal are you (metaphorically)? duck-billed platypus. [note: because i'm not cute, but i'm sort of interesting]
what's your favorite color? maybe red. or pink. or black and purple.
what would you do if you had a million dollars? my goal in life is to own every video gaming system ever, including different versions/upgrades of the same system. and a commodore 64. oh and my debt i guess.
canoe canoe? i heard you can rent them for only $8/hr.
[monty python and the holy grail quote] it's only a flesh wound.
best book you've read: perks of being a wallflower, chbosky
third best movie: ghost world maybe. or barefoot in the park. [note: then i thought of pillow talk but just left it as is.]

when i turned it in, i asked the girl working when i could call back to see if it had actually been read. she said the owner's leaving for vacation and to check back in two weeks. rawr! chelsea need job now! i have to turn in my "creative" resume to toy joy and see if they'll hire me.

i got home at 11:00 this morning (and did i mention it's beautiful today? all grey and rainy), ate some toast, talked to jennifer, watched one of saturday's yu-gi-ohs (ahh i forgot to tape the other one today), and passed out. i'd been up for 21 hours, so it was actually really nice to sleep for 2.5.

the phone rang, and some RIAA person was telling me about going to jail for downloading britney spears songs. just before still-asleep i hung up, i realized a) i don't have her songs and b) this person sounded remarkably like owen. he got to laugh at jennifer yelling at her hair, so at least that was proof she's actually as crazy as i make her out to be. ;)

now i'm at work, and this rainy weather is killing my knee. i have the body of a 65 year old. and oi, the pain in my teeth today.

"you know what i'm tired of? i'm tired of my cousin being dead." -get your war on
<3, chelsea.

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