posted on September 21, 2003 @ 7:00 pm
click click click of keyboards
man, last night was a party. we had bryan and laura (who gave me the cutest body parts toys), frank (who gave me a pretty box [i'm obsessed with boxes], a lighter with naked guys, and a lord shirt with a shark), cat, virginia, briana, ariel, cole, stephanie, jared, katie (who brought me the lizzie mcguire movie and finding nemo), tim, lottie, israel, sean, amber, marjan, matthew, jackie. jennifer bought hundreds of dollars of alcohol, including two bottles of malibu coconut rum, two bottles of captain morgan spiced rum, a bottle of sky vodka, a bottle of polar ice vodka, two bottles of bacardi, a six back of hard lemonade, sky blue, dos equis and corona, a 12 pack of beer, and a bottle of everclear. everything was drunk from, and a bottle of bacardi and malibu were completely finished, all the bottled drinks drunk. oh, and not to mention the 30+ jello shots that are nearly gone.
that everclear will fuck you up. 190 proof, 95% alcohol, i got a buzz just reading the label. i'd drunk a sky blue, taken two shots of vodka, and was feeling just a tad silly. i took half a shot of everclear, and five minutes later i'm stumbling about hanging on everyone. i was the everclear waitress. when frank complained about not being drunk, i gave him a shot of it. frank was very fucking drunk last night. when jared got there, i greeted him with a shot. once he took it, i said, "all right! one shot of everclear down!" everyone was all like "oh my god, you gave him a shot of everclear?" well, that's what he gets for assuming it was vodka. ;)
within the first two hours (between 10 and 11:30), briana had thrown up profusely (all in the toilet, thank her) and passed out in the upstairs bathroom. i mean unconscious. ariel went up there with her, and they ended up sleeping in jennifer's bed. by 3:00 a.m. frank and virginia were asleep on the futon, jennifer was asleep in the floor, and marjan was asleep in the recliner. at 4:00 cole went home, and stephanie, jared, katie, cat and myself all piled into my car to go to i-hop. when we were there a guy at the table behind me started talking about selling magazines to jay gordon (lead singer of orgy) and all these other people, and still being buzzed i actually listened and talked back to him. stephanie bought me banana nut pancakes, and that eased my beginning-to-be-upset stomach. we left at 5:45 a.m., and i even got hugs from steph and jared.
when i went inside and upstairs, i noticed a large clump of cat hair on the stairs. at one point tima had run through the living room then back to the stairs, and i remembered hearing frank blubbering about saving my cat (they'd been shut up in jennifer's room). i went and let them out, and, not trusting any of the others, let them sleep in my room. i got a really pretty picture of tima in the dark standing on my headboard. i fell asleep around 7:00 a.m.
at 10:30 i heard everyone making noise, so i got up. they were going to taco c. (without me hmph!), so i went. i didn't get anything, but i went. i've been up since then, and i'm really sleepy.
jennifer bought me army of darkness, which has both the theatrical version and the director's cut, a deery lou pillow, an army of darkness poster i've never seen (except mine's in english), strawberry shortcake shoelaces, hello kitty shoelaces, happy bunny shoelaces ("it worries me how dumb you are"), ruby gloom patch, and good faeries/bad faeries by brian froud. he is the coolest artist ever in the history of art, let me tell you. i have longed for this book for years, and she didn't even know it. man, she rocks. here's a link about it. when you turn it around and upside down, it's the opposite faery. they have hinky-punks! :) (that's the name of my laptop, and my pc's hinkypunk II).
all in all it was very much fun. total amount of alcohol consumed by myself? i couldn't tell you to save my life. i had two or three jello shots with everclear, a shot of rum with tim, and plenty others. i got lots of funny pictures, but i can't load them up yet because the PCL computers are ghetto. i can't even get onto AIM. i started editing laura's (the one i work with) first paper so i can return it to her tonight. it took about three hours, so i'm $30 richer (she decided to pay me $10/hour). w00+!
<3, chels.
oh, the title's from when we were deciding who would drive. cole and katie have small cars, steph has no car, and i didn't know what kind of car jared had. i said, "i have a buick!" and that's when he said that. i have a headache, and i'm craving papa johns.
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