douglas charles perkins
posted on July 18, 2003 @ 5:48 pm

a boy came into the office to renew his permit on my computer, sitting with his legs crossed girl-style. he's got naturally red spikey hair, nice facial hair and a chin piercing, asked me if i liked my job, how much i worked, and what i did when i wasn't at work. i laughed and said, "not much," and mentioned moving and how it sucked. he's got a bank account at washington mutual, his birthday's may 28th, 1983 (i get along with geminis best), and i know all sorts of other stuff about him. he's a junior in rtf, for example.

he was talking about the exorbitant price of parking, and as i handed him his ticket said, "you just have to do that sometimes." he was so close to me i could feel the topmost layers of my skin melting. i even got to touch his fingers when i handed him his keys.

as he was leaving, he asked if i had to pay for parking and everyone in the office laughed. i told him yes, quite so. we checked for bumper stickers as he left, but his white audi was sans specialization.

in any case, to quote jeri, when it comes to his sexual preference, "i'd say he's a member of the minority." i say, "i should have known. he was being so nice."
"straight guys can't be nice?"
:sparkle and i in unison: "no."

le sigh.

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