posted on April 24, 2003 @ 4:45 pm
i keep having dreams about jonathan, and it's annoying as fuck. he started out being an asshole, and i was always crying. they've evolved, though, and in part of last night's he was kissing me. last night was like at least the fifth one. i woke up wanting to throw up again. it wasn't as strong as yesterday's (when anything not the fetal position made it worse), but it was there. if i dream about having sex with jonathan, i'm sure i will vomit upon awakening.
i've begun taking better care of my teeth. i used to floss everyday, but i quit for a while. i restarted the night before last, however. i brush my teeth with the whitening toothpaste my nana sent me, then floss, then brush on the flouride my dentist gave me forever ago, let it sit for 60 seconds, spit, no rinsing, no drinking or eating for half an hour. which is ok cause i just go to bed. i need to get a crown on one i had a root canal on, but alas, i be broke. i just hope it doesn't break too much like the other did. i had a dream a month or two ago it fell out. boo.
last night when i got off, i went to frank's and watched one of my presents to him, bill and ted's excellent adventure. it was hilarious. i can't believe i've deprived myself of it for all my life. the second one's not as funny, but the reaper's fabulous. he's my favorite. :)
being the tv whore i am, when the movie went off i subjected frank to my overnight tv horrors, like family feud and $10,000 pyramid. we made blueberry pancakes, the good krusteez kind. mmm blueberries.
when i left around 3 a.m., i got home in time for the steve harvey show. here's a rundown of what i watch every night:
10:00 pm: the simpsons
10:30 pm: seinfeld
11:00 pm: king of the hill
11:30 pm: seinfeld
12:00 am: king of the hill
12:30 am: dharma and greg
1:00 am: 9 o'clock news/family feud
2:00 am: $10,000 pyramid
2:30 am: $10,000 pyramid
3:00 am: the steve harvey show
3:30 am: cosby
4:00 am: 3rd rock from the sun
4:30 am: cops
5:00-8:00 am: morning news
the schedule from 10:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. is a bit shady; i'm usually not home or with jennifer or watching conan.
anywho, that's enough useless crap for one day.
<3, chelsea.
from the vault, 4/23/02:
jenn was talking about how people either have no sex or have a lot of sex, that there's no one in between. i was like, "i'm in between."
"no, it counts twice if you don't know their last name."
:laughs:
"or if it's statutory rape."
":still laughing: next you'll tell me it counts three times if they're from ore city."
:hysterical laughter:
"oh wait, it does! well the next time i have sex with someone, it will be with someone i love. so that'll take off of the list."
"nuh uh, it don't work like that."
it was so incredibly funny. sadly, that means i've had sex with 37 people (you've got to count individual encounters).
saturday i never went to sleep, and arty, marc, and myself ended up going to kerbey lane. a mere two hours after i left with jenn. ;P we started making animal noises that were truly onomatopoeic, like "meow" and "ruff," but then we just made any animal noise. it was so ridiculously funny; everyone probably thought we were all drunk. [editor's note: we got down to making noises of giraffes and turtles. no, they don't make audible noises. that's how dumb we were being. 4/24/03] when we got back we played a game naming names that start with "j." i ended up winning because arty quit and marc was tired. ;) it was nice to sleep with marc; i really miss that. i was going through withdrawl after having slept with jonathan for three nights in a row (yes, even a month afterward :sigh:). blahdida. i really wish i could remember what i wanted to write.
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