this is what you get when she plays sega in the wee hours of the morning
posted on April 17, 2003 @ 5:14 am

5 o'clock news

i think it'd be lovely to have a relationship like the pacmans (pacmen?). they meet. the chase. junior. junior. the end. written in clouds no less, as i sit with my spherical hubbie, our arms around each other, our perfect little gumball children playing on the beach at sunset.

i'd assume that's why no one likes me: i just likened a dreamy relationship to the plot of ms. pacman. it's so nice, though: 32 levels and 15 minutes later, and you, your love and children are blissfully basking in the warm, orange glow of a dying sun.

bah.

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