posted on March 04, 2003 @ 2:17 am
Your Hottest Body Part is Your Eyes!
Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those peepers?
Your eyes definitely have IT.
You bat those eyes at any man, and he comes running.
Making eyes at men you crave is your specialty.
You can even cry prettily with tears in the right places.
And you love to keep your eyes open during sex, not missing a single thing.
Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust! You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body. You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it. Even your lover's nastiest fantasy! Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex. Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all. Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) as long as there is some privacy. You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay...and you'll do anything as long as it feels good. You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented. As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes And you are are anything BUT conventional. Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
You'll Get Caught Doing it In the Elevator!
Just hit the stop button and get it on! You may want to cover up the security cameras first...But who really cares about them when you're in the heat of the moment? You are probably a career girl, or at the very least you like classy guys. Everyone sees you as hard to get, little do they know you're a hot lover. You keep all your quickies secret - in order to keep your rep intact. You tend to get off quickly, afterwards floating on air for the rest of the day. The elevator is ideal for you: hot business guys and tons of privacy. So hop on in... anyone going down?
Your Sexual Energy is Yellow!
You have the sensuality of a goddess or spiritual temptress. And you feel that your sexual energy comes from a deep source. You love to tease and foreplay is by far your greatest sexual talent. You feel the sun's light streaming through you and you reflect that energy into your partner. You enjoy both giving and taking. You feel completely equal and at peace during foreplay. You have immense patience and love to touch in all of the right spots. You tend to keep home lovers who have endured your seduction for extended periods of time. You like to see your lovers over and over again to insure that they are completely yearning for you. If you want to spice up your sex life, add a bit of raw sexuality. Maybe a few silk scarves, or some erotica to share together? Bring in fantasy and fun, and that will mix with your sexy spiritual self just delightfully!
You Are Always Horny
You are naughty, and your mind is almost always in the gutter. When you get horny, you want it fast! You're not into wasting your time playing hard to get. Whether you've got a willing partner or not, you are going to give yourself a blast of a time. You aren't like most girls. You like porno, you are forward, and you are willing to experiment with both guys and girls. You are a rare breed. It isn't just your sex drive - it's your open mind as well. It's hard to being a horny girl in this world, but you handle yourself well!
Evil lurkes beneath your skin...but you already
knew that, didn't you? A mastermind at
trickery, and ready to dupe those fools who
dare come near you, your friends are few, but
you know they'll be there for you. If they
ever have someone that needs..."taking
care of", they know your number.
i took this at a gay site and thought it was rather humerous: Your Ideal Guy is a Boytoy!
You crave a lovely piece of ass that desires nothing more than to please you. He might be working at 7/11 and still living with his mother. SO WHAT?? If he can keep you happy in the bedroom, and desires nothing more, what�s the harm in it? Making a boy into a man can be a truly learning experience and many a man will thank you for it. So keep that in mind the next time a younger cutie approaches you. He might be exactly what you�ve been looking for all the this time. My advice is to scout out your boytoy at the places hot guys hang out. Starbucks, high school football practice, skate park. A few BJ lessons, and he'll be giving you all you dreamed of.
You are blue. You are somewhat innocent, in the fact that your genius only extends to the physical world. You have a false sense of contentness. You are usually the quiet one, the genius. Everyone can count on you to help when they have problems, but you only fall short of being able to solve your own.