homework and queers and dvds - oh my!
posted on February 04, 2003 @ 3:13 am

"poor leno," royksopp
"stab," built to spill

ok, yeah, i'm procrastinating. i was thinking about getting paid, and i want a billion million movies. like the crow, both vampire hunter ds, my big fat greek wedding, amelie, and..um..yeah, more. trainspotting!!! and office space. c'mon guys, feel free to buy any and all for me. you know you want to. i want those akira comics, too. funny papers in dobie has one through six, minus #3. they're $25 each, however.

i am downloading "woohah! (got you all in check)" by busta rhymes because i am from longview, and longview is ghetto. take it like a g, bwa! i'm also going to get coolio. i used to have one of his albums on tape, in middle school, but i taped over it and have since thrown it away. i got "1 2 3 4," "too hot," "gangsta's paradise," "fantastic voyage," and "rollin with my homies." yeah i said it. you got a problem widit?

you know, it's much harder to pick my nose after having clipped my fingernails. inevitably, i grow a pimple the same time as well. dood, if i just don't clip them, i won't get pimples. that sounds like a fun experiment. actually my whore pills (or slut candy as some would call them, which is sort of humorous to me) helps with that stuff, so it's pretty much gone now. that one month of not taking them really messed my body izup.

i was trying to think of more insightful things to add, you know, in addition to talking about picking my nose and popping pimples. oh yeah, i get to see the queers and you don't. hahaha. unless, of course, you do. in that case, you're cool. i's be going to get tickets tomorrow. well, later today. christ, "stab" by built to spill totally rapes my soul with its beauty. anyway, i'm off for real this time.

Acting like you care about some stupid fucking cow
You fucking vegan
Your PC attitude
It doesn't matter anyhow
You fucking vegan

You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan

You always pray to Jah when you smoke
your fucking pot - you fucking vegan
You like the Grateful Dead
and think they're fucking hot
You fucking vegan

Your girlfriend doesn't shave her legs or armpits anymore
You fucking vegan
I really hate your guts
'cause you're just a fucking bore
You fucking vegan


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